Snowblind

1. Blissfully unaware of a dangerous or embarrassing situation.
2. The condition of which one cannot see during a blizzard.
3. A song by Black Sabbath.

1. "John is snowblind to the fact that his girlfriend is cheating on him."
2. "The blizzard out there will snowblind you!"
3. "Dude, Ozzy was friggin awesome crackin Snowblind at his latest tour!"

by Jerry August 20, 2004

the hennrich

a dude with a big weiner

"ohhhhhhhh my god, its so big i dont know if i can handle it" she said referring to his hennrich.

by jerry March 09, 2004

puddy

(v.) when you stare at someone squinting your eyes you give someone the puddy look.

This idiot that I was talking to gave me the puddy.

by jerry January 26, 2005

December

1. The twelfth month in the Roman calendar system.
2. A time of extreme depression and anxiety.
3. A period of time that is the outcome of the dissipation of a romantic relationship.

1. "December is universally known as the month for the birth of the Christian savior, Jesus."
2. "John's december is taking a toll on his physically and mentally."
3. "My december was at least six months long, from when she broke up with me to the time of where I was able to ask another girl out."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

Dumb-ass

1. A member of the Democratic political party.

John Kerry is a dumb-ass.

by Jerry August 20, 2004

Vitamin C

The term used for a not so studly Surveillance tech- also known as "Fluffy"

Vitamin C mad made passionate love to Wynell last night.

by Jerry July 15, 2003

Transubstantiation

The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.

Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.

by Jerry November 15, 2004