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Nirvana

A state of complete and total understanding. Used primarily in Buddhism. A person undergoes a series of reincarnations, gaining knowledge and learning lessons for each. With each reincarnation, one gains or loses an amount of karma, or magical force. Once one has received a specific amount of karma, he is able to break away from the cycle of reincarnations, and enter the state of being known as nirvana. Those who have reached such a state are considered buddhas, in honor of the religion's founder, Siddhartha, or the Buddha.
Nirvana, comming to a divine plane of existance near you!
by Jerry September 6, 2004
mugGet the Nirvanamug.

roffag

Acronym: Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil-
Term used to express amusment.
by Jerry July 14, 2003
mugGet the roffagmug.

Man One

by Jerry September 7, 2004
mugGet the Man Onemug.

Banana Split

A synonimous word to "anal sex." Usually done doggy style, and resulting in a morgasm.
As Morgan got ready to do the banana splits with Jizabel, she deceived Morgan into thinking that it would not possibly commence unless she was the "banana" end. Jizabel wheedled the better morgasm.
by Jerry July 15, 2003
mugGet the Banana Splitmug.

Scub

Scub - the combination of scab and scrub. if one contains both qualities of being a scab and a scrub at any time, they are then classified as a scub.
You see a 19yr old Driving around in a pink mustang with his 14year old girlfirend. He could be classified as a scrub for driving around in a pink mustang, or a scab for being 19 and having a 14 year old girlfriend. But scub is the correct term beacuse it fits the situation entierly.

Ex. Look at that scub, Man i scubbed out on that test. He smells like a scub
by Jerry December 22, 2004
mugGet the Scubmug.

Dodge

We have driving dodges for years
And have very few problems,1998 ram 1500 100000 miles still runnin strong
by JERRY December 6, 2003
mugGet the Dodgemug.

morganaria

The temporary and recurrent state of when a person has a morgasm which results in ejaculation of semen with morganism poop and pus. Morganaria usually insinuates negativity, and usually represents a state also of biological/hygiene mayhem.
Under the bells of Notre Dame, the boy laid in disgust of five minutes past morganaria.
by Jerry July 15, 2003
mugGet the morganariamug.

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