Jerry's definitions

milf

Mom i would love to fuck

Michaelas mother is one fine ass milf

by jerry April 2, 2004

realestatefinance

Where you finance real estate with just a few clicks. Mortgages and lines of credit are all incorporated in realestatefinance.

www.realestatefinance.com is the fastest way to quote a rate.

by jerry November 5, 2004

diamond geezer

A bloke from Welyn aho has done every job in the world with "The Boys". Repeats stories so many times that even infinity is out of date as a large number.

Peter Westby is a DG

by Jerry October 13, 2003

tipois

acronym for "Two in the pink, one in the stink"; Commonly referred to as the shocker.

He gave her the tipois.

by Jerry September 13, 2004

burp the milk dud

(v) To pass intestinal gases

Phew! Who burped the milk dud in here!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

Hat rack

An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.

The hat rack drank a fifth of gin then tried to take the car trailridding.

by Jerry February 9, 2005

cack

a synonym for a crap/shit/turd you get the picture...

"oh my god that was so scary i cacked my pants"

by jerry February 4, 2005