Jerry's definitions

cuddle puddle

Cum or Vaginal fluid left on a bed, seat, floor, etc. after sex.

I hope you guys didn't leave a cuddle puddle in my bed!

by Jerry November 18, 2004

Leggo my eggo

An expression originating from an ad campaign for eggo brand waffles. In each commercial character A would attempt to steal character B's eggo brand waffles forcing B to yell out "Leggo my Eggo" to express his disdain at A's lack of respect and rude actions

Can be used when someone attempts to take anything of personal importance from you but will rarely succeed in helping you retrieve your possession.

What the fuck bitch, leggo my eggo!

by Jerry November 18, 2004

cloud nine

a happy, pleasurable state of mind usually used after smokin tree, drinking alot of alki or havin sex

man i smoke a blunt and 3 40s like 20 mins ago, i'm on cloud nine

by Jerry February 16, 2004

coochee

snatch,pussy,cunt,shaky pudding,honey hole whatever

Jessica,give me some coochee...........Please. I like your choochee I mean coochee, got to have some, I need some right now.

by Jerry February 25, 2004

Metro Sexual

a person who is not heterosexual or homosexual but bisexual is a metrop sexual

metro sexual becomes metrop sexual

by jerry March 8, 2004

the hennrich

a dude with a big weiner

"ohhhhhhhh my god, its so big i dont know if i can handle it" she said referring to his hennrich.

by jerry March 9, 2004

taco kiss

The act of giving oral pleasure to a female. The taco being the vagina and the kiss obviously meaning the stimulation by way of mouth or tongue.

"Billy's taco kisses make me so hot!"

by Jerry March 15, 2004