Definitions by Jerry

Behind Blue Eyes 

1. The action of appearing perfectly normal while, in reality, you are suffering.
2. To hide your anger in your physical appearance.
3. The famous song by The Who, which was then bastardized by Limp Bizkit.

1. She is hiding behind blue eyes, even though we all know she is extremely depressed.
2. She seemed like she was behind blue eyes today, even after Katie hit her with that Biology textbook.
3. Hits like "Behind Blue Eyes" will never exist in today's mainstream, unless they are bastardized by a pop/rock group...such as Limp Bizkit!

Behind Blue Eyes by Jerry August 20, 2004

Butch pedit 

A big, slick, fat, cheap, hypocritical, string-pulling, mother-fuckin', SHIT-EATER.

Yo slick Butch! You dat pedit am wid da chin bitch?

Butch pedit by Jerry July 31, 2004

fagma 

when you are having sex with a girl who fucks fags and there is ass juice coming out of her vagina. but you have to be straight to experience it.

I was fucking her and the fagma between her vagina lips oozed all over my cock.

fagma by jerry April 14, 2004

git along little dogies 

Taking a normal dump when you don't have diarrhea or some other heinous problem. Just a normal relaxing dump.

Similar to "taking the kids to the pool".

git along little dogies by Jerry April 10, 2004

milf 

Mom i would love to fuck

Michaelas mother is one fine ass milf

milf by jerry April 2, 2004

laminator 

a porn star

Laminator is in many pornos.

laminator by jerry March 24, 2004

skite

the spray/splash of a liquid onto a surface, as when opening a carbonated can or when urinating.

Ben's shaken Bud skited onto Bob when he popped the top.

or,

Ben skited all over the toilet seat while urinating the six-pack he had pounded.

skite by jerry March 24, 2004