97 definitions by Jerry

Surveillance

The ahhh inspiring demi god like beings that administrate cotrol over all that is gaming!

Dont do it! Surveillance will see you!

by Jerry July 15, 2003

morganaria

The temporary and recurrent state of when a person has a morgasm which results in ejaculation of semen with morganism poop and pus. Morganaria usually insinuates negativity, and usually represents a state also of biological/hygiene mayhem.

Under the bells of Notre Dame, the boy laid in disgust of five minutes past morganaria.

by Jerry July 15, 2003

nerk

Expression of amused irony or sometimes amused frustration. Local slang found primarily in the central regions of California.

Often used in response to a bad pun or poorly told joke.

"That's very punny," Pat said. "Get it? Punny."

Brad rolled his eyes. "Nerk."

by Jerry January 17, 2004

munter

the eating of the inner fluids of a deciesed female. Originating from victorian times.

Jerry was the munter for he was the one eating the inner fluids of Mrs Jamerson 1840-1875

by Jerry November 6, 2002

Transubstantiation

The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.

Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.

by Jerry November 15, 2004

supercallifragalisticexpialadocious

Uplifting song sung by Mary Poppins.

um diillillillum dillliiii

by Jerry July 15, 2003

ariel

A super hot and sexy girl.

Wow that girl is such a ariel

by Jerry March 4, 2005