Leggo my eggo

An expression originating from an ad campaign for eggo brand waffles. In each commercial character A would attempt to steal character B's eggo brand waffles forcing B to yell out "Leggo my Eggo" to express his disdain at A's lack of respect and rude actions

Can be used when someone attempts to take anything of personal importance from you but will rarely succeed in helping you retrieve your possession.

What the fuck bitch, leggo my eggo!

by Jerry November 18, 2004

Lamb of God

Yes a truly hardcore growling band that rips the anus indeed.

Dude your ears are bleeding!
Been to a Lamb of God show?

by Jerry July 17, 2003

people

They're the worst!

People!

I know they're the worst!

by Jerry June 05, 2003

puddy

(v.) when you stare at someone squinting your eyes you give someone the puddy look.

This idiot that I was talking to gave me the puddy.

by jerry January 26, 2005

Transubstantiation

The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.

Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.

by Jerry November 15, 2004

gomer

pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.

If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!

by Jerry July 14, 2003

taco kiss

The act of giving oral pleasure to a female. The taco being the vagina and the kiss obviously meaning the stimulation by way of mouth or tongue.

"Billy's taco kisses make me so hot!"

by Jerry March 15, 2004