Vitamin C

The term used for a not so studly Surveillance tech- also known as "Fluffy"
Vitamin C mad made passionate love to Wynell last night.
by Jerry July 14, 2003
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cuddle puddle

Cum or Vaginal fluid left on a bed, seat, floor, etc. after sex.
I hope you guys didn't leave a cuddle puddle in my bed!
by Jerry November 18, 2004
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White Glove

1. A person of high social and economical status.
2. Clean, tightly, and neat.
3. A very talented European musician, usually who plays the piano.
4. A person who looks down on others, feeling they are inferior due to their social or economical class and/or status.
1. "Bill walked into the bar with the presence of a white glove."
2. "He must be a white glove, his apartment being so clean and all."
3. "Mozart is a perfect example of a white glove from the Renaissance era."
4. "His speech was so snoty that he had to be a white glove."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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cack

a synonym for a crap/shit/turd you get the picture...
"oh my god that was so scary i cacked my pants"
by jerry February 04, 2005
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diamond geezer

A bloke from Welyn aho has done every job in the world with "The Boys". Repeats stories so many times that even infinity is out of date as a large number.
Peter Westby is a DG
by Jerry October 13, 2003
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milf

Michaelas mother is one fine ass milf
by jerry April 02, 2004
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cloud nine

a happy, pleasurable state of mind usually used after smokin tree, drinking alot of alki or havin sex
man i smoke a blunt and 3 40s like 20 mins ago, i'm on cloud nine
by Jerry February 16, 2004
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