Jerry's definitions

Spinal Tap

The act of kissing someone's spine, lower back, or shoulder blades. It is to incite arousal and pleasure in the receiver, and, depending on the person, to make her feel as though he or she has been tickled.

"She really loves to get a spinal tap before we get really intimate."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

Welvis

The biggest stud of a Surveillance Agent that ever existed.

WOW that guy is a total Welvis

by Jerry July 17, 2003

ho

One third of Santa's sexy personal entourage, ie: one 'ho'. An upscale and hearty version (insensitive to cold climates) of the more common 'ho'. See also 'whore', 'lady of the night', 'streetwalker', etc.

"Ho, ho, ho" (referring to his entire combined "posse" of 'ho's')...."MERRY Christmas"

by Jerry January 6, 2005

nealous

totally wanting to devour an entire bag of choc covered soynuts like an eskimo wants to sit next to a heater

i was totally nealous yesterday for those dang soynuts!

by jerry January 13, 2005

charas

Usually very good type of hashish from the Indian province of Charas. It has a nice taste to it, and a high concentration of THC (tetrahydrocannabinol).
Found in Dutch coffeeshops, eastern Africa and of course India.

"€15,- charas graag"

by jerry January 26, 2004

slam out with your clam out

Similar to "rock out with your cock out", but for girls. To party in exuberant fashion

Hey you want to slam out with your clam out at Metal Gods?

by Jerry October 5, 2004

Blanket Ass

A slang term used to describe an American Indian. Steming from the earlier tribes wearing of loin cloth type garments. Might piss a rez dog off inciting an ass whooping.

Last night I was one drunk blanket ass!

by Jerry July 14, 2003