Anthroapology

A branch of anthropology that makes excuses for destructive human behavior.
When speaking about winning the war in Ukraine, many Russian columnists, using anthroapology reasoning, stated it would further mankind's peaceful stability in Europe.
by Jerome Myer January 28, 2023
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phartsmone

1. Cynical juxtaposition of the word smartphone, used to disparage excessive usage of the device.

2. App that sounds like a loud gastric blowout used in crowded busses, subways, elevators etc. to move back passengers and provide surrounding free space.
On a crowded subway, he took out his phartsmone and dialed in a loud gastric blowout that scattered disgusted passengers and provided a seat for him.
by Jerome Myer December 22, 2022
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phartsmone

My trip on the subway was all about navigating a tempest sea of people on phartsmones.
by Jerome Myer December 16, 2022
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quantum agnostics

A 21st century philosophy that attempts to meld science with spirituality.

Central premise of Q/A: We live our lives over and over again in exactly the same way in the time-space matrix alloted to us. Birth and death are "bookends", predetermined by a higher power, and prop up the free-will "books" of our conscious reality (actions, memories and dreams) between.
Will quantum agnostics allow me to get a life?
by Jerome Myer September 03, 2012
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Outfluencer

The opposite of "influencer." A person who is paid by corporations to denigrate, rather than approbate, a service or a product of a competitor. A corporate saboteur.
In this time of high inflation, our outfluencer suggested we promote our product being cheaper than our competitors', even though it has 4 ozs. less content to it.
by Jerome Myer January 06, 2022
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Outfluencer

An Influencer who gets out before those influenced wind up holding the bag.
I lost my shirt to an Outfluencer who I figured knew his stuff about crypto, but who scammed me just the same.
by Jerome Myer December 25, 2022
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outfluencer

An Influencer peddling a product or service who has gotten out of a scam while others are still being pulled into it.
I had invested in Bankman-Fried's crypto exchange before this Outfluencer took all my money for himself.
by Jerome Myer December 15, 2022
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