Outfluencer

An Influencer who gets out before those influenced wind up holding the bag.

I lost my shirt to an Outfluencer who I figured knew his stuff about crypto, but who scammed me just the same.

by Jerome Myer December 25, 2022

Robotican

A Republican who robotically will vote for Trump in 2024.

Trump's core voter base, also known as Roboticans, wants him elected despite all human-provided evidence of his inadequacies.

by Jerome Myer July 3, 2023

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quantum agnostics

A 21st century philosophy that attempts to meld science with spirituality.

Central premise of Q/A: We live our lives over and over again in exactly the same way in the time-space matrix alloted to us. Birth and death are "bookends", predetermined by a higher power, and prop up the free-will "books" of our conscious reality (actions, memories and dreams) between.

Will quantum agnostics allow me to get a life?

by Jerome Myer September 3, 2012

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Bidump

Bidump is a combination of BIDen and TrUMP who will no doubt be the nominees for the 2024 Presidency. When combined the word conveys the two things they most have in common: Age and senility.

I'm afraid of voting for Bidump because I'm worried about their mental health during the next four years. So I am voting No Tickets.

by Jerome Myer January 31, 2024

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phartsmone

1. Cynical juxtaposition of the word smartphone, used to disparage excessive usage of the device.

2. App that sounds like a loud gastric blowout used in crowded busses, subways, elevators etc. to move back passengers and provide surrounding free space.

On a crowded subway, he took out his phartsmone and dialed in a loud gastric blowout that scattered disgusted passengers and provided a seat for him.

by Jerome Myer December 22, 2022

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