211 definitions by Jeremy

chode

A short fat penis, a stubby or irrgular shaped penis

yo tha nigga GARRETT has a chode the size of whale

by Jeremy March 9, 2005

turd burglar

Turd Burgler is an individual that repeatedly steals peoples tireds with his PENIS.

OI stupid, horrible head, stop stealing his turd, you turd burgler!!!1

by Jeremy December 5, 2002

wonky

Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.

The printer's gone wonky.

by Jeremy December 25, 2003

Queef

A vaginal gust of air

I fucked Nates mom so hard she couldnt help but rip the biggest fuckin queef i have ever heard

by Jeremy April 5, 2003

ho ho queen

heather brown from messedup.net

Hostess' main share holder

by Jeremy December 23, 2003

Stef

Rocks the party that rocks your body!

Her bangin' reggaeton moves at Diego parties.

by Jeremy February 16, 2005

Zumonka

an abnormally small penis.

dude have you seen jeremy's zumonka? it's the smallest thing i've ever seen. it's just so whittle.

by Jeremy March 29, 2005