Jenny's definitions

Smurfed

To get wacked in the face with a penis

My friend Smurfed me on my porch when i wasnt looking....

by Jenny September 6, 2004

carton

also known as package, a man's "PIRVATE" area

dude, look how huge my package is

by Jenny February 13, 2004

mulatto

Nick for a person of mixed heritage..namely of black and white...can be construed as a racist term but its not nearly as racist as the insecure fuckheads who try to force people of mixed heritage to identify as one or the other...as if our society is really that "black and white", so to speak.

Don't tell me race what to identify as. You don't fucking own me.

by jenny October 4, 2004

Octopus Brigade, The

A wonderful "musical group" from Virginia that sings songs in a creepy, high pitched sound about fire breathing chickens named Percival, baby lizard-cows, lobsters, big dead gaseous balls(also known as stars), and many other fun things.

Wow, The Octopus Brigade is cooler than I am!

by Jenny December 30, 2003

spicoli

checkerd vans slip ons. because sipoli wore only those in fast tiem at richmont high.

"hey when did u get those spicoli's?"

by jenny April 24, 2005

shit-fucker

one who is a shitty driver. see also "jack ass" and "what the fuck?"

That shit-fucker Mustang needs to get out of the slow lane.

by Jenny June 16, 2003

spooleyboof

Created by Jenny, the sexy beast.
1. a word to use other than thingamajig.

pass me that spooleyboof....you know the one that you use to cut paper.

by Jenny February 2, 2005