Jennifer's definitions
by Jennifer February 6, 2005
Get the Beast Boymug. that whip right thurr is cold!
by Jennifer July 24, 2004
Get the coldmug. 
A controlling device used by the corporate masses of America to brainwash teenaged girls and turn them into clones of Hilary Duff and Anna Nicole Smith, usually by means of advertising skanky clothing and expensive shoes and stating (subliminally, of course) that if you do not buy and wear these "stylish" fashions, you will be attacked and mauled by 14-year-old teenyboppers with push-up bras and perfectly manicured fingernails.
Ashley: "Like OH MY GOD! I totally have to buy this miniskirt or I will be devoured by the general public!"
Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"
Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"
by Jennifer June 9, 2004
Get the magazinemug. when a girl or guy sticks his or her finger(s) up a girl. Or when a girl uses her fingers to "rub" her genitals for sexual pleasure.
God, i feel so horny, i need some sex, but i'm single, no one to fuck. hmm I'll just FINGER myself... uhh uhh uhhh...
by Jennifer April 18, 2004
Get the fingeringmug. 