Jenesis's definitions

ripsnorter

Something that is excellent, or of good report. See also bottler.

"Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is a real ripsnorter of a game, isn't it?"
"Yes."

by Jenesis September 18, 2004

scone

1. Small baked buttery cake.
2. To hit someone in the head.
3. One's head.

1. "Mmmm that's a tasty scone, mum!"
2. Thomson decided he was going to scone Larry Gomes with the next delivery.
3. The cricket ball hit Larry Gomes right in the scone.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

maggotfarmer

Hilarious faux curse dubbed into TV versions of movies, usually to replace the word "motherfucker".

Most memorably spoken by Mario Van Peebles in "Heartbreak Ridge".

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

dropkick

Dimwitted person, slow on the uptake.

"Where's that dropkick Gordon, he was supposed to be here an hour ago?"

by Jenesis September 9, 2004

twanger

One who twangs, masturbator, jerk-off, wanker.

"Look at that guy there driving a Beetle."
"Heh, what a twanger."

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

womble

1. large hairy animal from late 1970's kid's TV show
2. silly person

1. "The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we."
2. "Don't eat that lightbulb, you womble!"

by Jenesis October 1, 2005

traf

Extremey rare reverse-fart, where air is sucked into the anus while individual is down on all fours. Usually followed by a garden-variety fart.

The old nun let in an almost inaudible traf as she knelt at the altar.

by Jenesis September 9, 2004