fucked in the head

1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.

"I hear your cousin crashed his car again."
"Yeah, the guy's totally fucked in the head."

by Jenesis September 09, 2004

galoot

Big, dumb individual. An oaf.

"Get the hell outta my saloon, ya redneck galoot!"

by Jenesis September 17, 2004

kevorka

From the Latvian: "lure of the animal". An irresistable male sexual spell that attracts women like you wouldn't believe.

The priest told Kramer to bathe in vinegar and wear garlic cloves to cure his kevorka.

by Jenesis September 09, 2004

fruitbait

Man who attracts (wanted or unwanted) attention from gay males.

"Don't wear those hotpants, people will think you're fruitbait!"

by Jenesis October 01, 2005

wick prick

1. Man possessed of tiny penis, reportedly the size of a candle's wick.
2. Said tiny penis.

1. "Get out of my way, wick prick!"
2. "When his trousers came off, he had a wick prick! Shameful."

by Jenesis October 01, 2005

spank

1. masturbate
2. hit across buttocks as a disciplinary measure
3. to defeat soundly

1. "Man, I'm gonna spank to that Alisha Klass video tonight."
2. "Next time you spill your drink, I'll spank you."
3. "Brother, the Cowboys will completely spank the 49ers tomorrow."

by Jenesis October 02, 2005

traf

Extremey rare reverse-fart, where air is sucked into the anus while individual is down on all fours. Usually followed by a garden-variety fart.

The old nun let in an almost inaudible traf as she knelt at the altar.

by Jenesis September 09, 2004