shank

To make a major mistake or screw-up.

Ray Finkel shanked the field goal attempt, and the Dolphins lost the Super Bowl.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

traf

Extremey rare reverse-fart, where air is sucked into the anus while individual is down on all fours. Usually followed by a garden-variety fart.

The old nun let in an almost inaudible traf as she knelt at the altar.

by Jenesis September 09, 2004

scone

1. Small baked buttery cake.
2. To hit someone in the head.
3. One's head.

1. "Mmmm that's a tasty scone, mum!"
2. Thomson decided he was going to scone Larry Gomes with the next delivery.
3. The cricket ball hit Larry Gomes right in the scone.

by Jenesis September 12, 2004

solemn state

Individual who shows no emotion. Also known as a solemn gollum.

"Look at that solemn state, he's not even laughing at the jokes."

by Jenesis September 18, 2004

bogan

A doyen of Australian culture, similar to the American "redneck". Easily spotted due to penchant for sporting mullet haircuts, wearing black jeans and flannel shirts, and driving big old cars such as Valiants, Falcons or H-series Holdens while listening to AC/DC or Metallica.

"You'd better get a haircut soon, you're starting to look like a bogan!"

by Jenesis September 09, 2004

dropkick

Dimwitted person, slow on the uptake.

"Where's that dropkick Gordon, he was supposed to be here an hour ago?"

by Jenesis September 09, 2004

solemn gollum

Individual showing no emotion. See also solemn state.

"He didn't laugh once at that Andrew Dice Clay CD? Shit, what a solemn gollum."

by Jenesis September 18, 2004