27 definitions by Jenesis

Individual who shows no emotion. Also known as a solemn gollum.

"Look at that solemn state, he's not even laughing at the jokes."

by Jenesis September 17, 2004

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1. masturbate
2. hit across buttocks as a disciplinary measure
3. to defeat soundly

1. "Man, I'm gonna spank to that Alisha Klass video tonight."
2. "Next time you spill your drink, I'll spank you."
3. "Brother, the Cowboys will completely spank the 49ers tomorrow."

by Jenesis October 01, 2005

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veg

1. to sit around and do nothing
2. moron, retard

1. "I'm just gonna go home and veg."
2. "Jeez! Don't put your hand in the garbage disposal, you veg!"

by Jenesis October 01, 2005

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traf

Extremey rare reverse-fart, where air is sucked into the anus while individual is down on all fours. Usually followed by a garden-variety fart.

The old nun let in an almost inaudible traf as she knelt at the altar.

by Jenesis September 09, 2004

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wick prick

1. Man possessed of tiny penis, reportedly the size of a candle's wick.
2. Said tiny penis.

1. "Get out of my way, wick prick!"
2. "When his trousers came off, he had a wick prick! Shameful."

by Jenesis October 01, 2005

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womble

1. large hairy animal from late 1970's kid's TV show
2. silly person

1. "The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we."
2. "Don't eat that lightbulb, you womble!"

by Jenesis October 01, 2005

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