Definitions by Jenesis

scone 

1. Small baked buttery cake.
2. To hit someone in the head.
3. One's head.

1. "Mmmm that's a tasty scone, mum!"
2. Thomson decided he was going to scone Larry Gomes with the next delivery.
3. The cricket ball hit Larry Gomes right in the scone.

scone by Jenesis September 12, 2004

twanger 

One who twangs, masturbator, jerk-off, wanker.

"Look at that guy there driving a Beetle."
"Heh, what a twanger."

twanger by Jenesis September 12, 2004

crumbsnatcher 

Young child, toddler, rugrat.

Tracey had a couple of crumbsnatchers to look after, so she quit her job at Coles.

crumbsnatcher by Jenesis September 12, 2004

downtrou

The obligation to pull one's own trousers down after just having been soundly beaten at a pub game such as pool or darts. Usually only required when one loses without scoring a single point.

Gerald didn't sink a single ball, so had to perform a downtrou in front of everybody.

downtrou by Jenesis September 12, 2004

bogan 

A doyen of Australian culture, similar to the American "redneck". Easily spotted due to penchant for sporting mullet haircuts, wearing black jeans and flannel shirts, and driving big old cars such as Valiants, Falcons or H-series Holdens while listening to AC/DC or Metallica.

"You'd better get a haircut soon, you're starting to look like a bogan!"

bogan by Jenesis September 9, 2004

traf 

Extremey rare reverse-fart, where air is sucked into the anus while individual is down on all fours. Usually followed by a garden-variety fart.

The old nun let in an almost inaudible traf as she knelt at the altar.

traf by Jenesis September 9, 2004

kevorka 

From the Latvian: "lure of the animal". An irresistable male sexual spell that attracts women like you wouldn't believe.

The priest told Kramer to bathe in vinegar and wear garlic cloves to cure his kevorka.

kevorka by Jenesis September 9, 2004