Jen's definitions

omazing

To affect with great wonder; astonish. To bewilder, perplex.
To surprise greatly. Inspiring awe or admiration or wonder.

Derived from the M&M's Mmazing commericals.

She does an omazing amount of work.
New York is an omazing city.

by Jen January 4, 2006

holy trinity

1. in texas-style bbq: brisket, sausage and ribs.
2. in all other styles of cooking: celery, onion and bell pepper.

stick with the holy trinity for a tasty...anything.

by jen September 20, 2005

Rocket 88

The very first Rock and Roll song, written and performed by Ike Turner, but credited to imaginary band "Jackie Brenston and his Delta Cats."

Elvis who? He wasn't even signed to Sun 'til '54 and by then, Rocket 88 was already three years old.

by jen August 26, 2005

andy milonakis

A show recently put on MTV. It features a 29 (yes, Google him or something) year old, chubby guy acting like a 12 year old. It's a sketch show that you'll get if you're stoned or liked Napoleon Dynamite.

I rock peas on my head, but don't call me a pea head. Bees on my head, but don't call me a bee head. Bruce Lee's on my head, but don't call me a Lee head.

by Jen August 1, 2005

Mr. Charlie

An oppressive white man.

When Mr. Charlie eliminates Affirmative Action, he will seal thousands of Blacks' and Browns' places in the cycle of poverty.

by jen June 4, 2005

power up

The increase in energy and apparent increase in ability associated with e by users of the drug.

Come on, baby, power up with me; I just dropped me some ecstasy.

by jen June 4, 2005

upper east side

A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.

Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.

by jen May 15, 2005