blow jobs

When a girl sucks n rubs a mans cock with her tounge and lips till he cums. you can choose to swallow or not
by Jen November 10, 2003
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DERwomp

A procedure executed throughout a game of Scrabble with the intent to inflict severe emotional distress upon an individual with the initials of D.E.R.
Jen DERwomped him - again - in her quest for the title.
by jen April 08, 2005
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cock anchor

a women in an sexual relationship with a man who steals him away from his friends and family by the mesemerizing power of her sexual prowess.

See also pussy control
See also girlfriend
See also succubus
See also love
Ever since Rich got that new cock anchor of his, we haven't seen or heard from him in months.
by Jen December 28, 2004
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bathroom stall

The place "that one guy" takes you because there are no other options.
I followed him into the bathroom knowing there was no turning back but I could not resist his charm and confident stride.
by Jen March 29, 2004
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kazaa lite

Would be perfect were it not for all the goddamned pr0n. Stupid perverts.
I wish people would keep their disgusting fetishes in private.
by jen September 06, 2004
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Shia Labeouf

shia labeouf hottest actor also known as my b/f.
by JEN January 10, 2004
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Dispatch

Successful underground accoustic/funk rock trio. Sold over 200,000 albums nationwide on their independent label (Bomber Records).
Brad Corrigan (Braddigan)- vocals, drums, guitar, percussion
Chad Urmston (Chetro)- vocals, guitar, bass, percussion
Pete (Francis) Heimbold- vocals, bass, guitar
by jen August 11, 2003
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