A show on Hanna Barbera from Cartoon Network. The show features Wally Gator. Who is an alligator, of course. The plot involves Wally who escapes life from the zoo to explore the real world. He runs into various obstacles in each episode, thus trying to avoid the trouble in various ways. However, Wally is not usually seen as a welcoming character to others. People often see him as trouble whenever he is present outside of the zoo. The zookeeper, on the other hand, notices that Wally is already gone by the time each episode starts. Wally intends to go to various locations, such as Red Riding Hood's cottage, An aquarium, or maybe even a public park. At the end of each episode, Wally returns by himself to the zoo. In some cases, somebody will return him there. Mostly, he voluntarily returns.
Wally Gator was a popular cartoon back in the 1960s. We hope this may entertain your children. This should give them morals not to be like him.
by JellyBean600 June 18, 2018
Get the Wally Gatormug. Barney is a large purple dinosaur who loves kids so much, he gives them tons and tons of hugs and kisses. Parents start to get a bit suspicious about him as the series goes on. In fact, most parents are starting to think that Barney is a pedophile. Actresses such as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato appeared in his abomination show. Parents believe that this is how he gets it on with little kids...
1. He gives them lots of candy
2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)
3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom
4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"
So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!
1. He gives them lots of candy
2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)
3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom
4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"
So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!
Me: Hey, honey. You think Sarah should be watching Barney The Dinosaur?
Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?
Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile
Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit
Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?
Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile
Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit
by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018
Get the Barney The Dinosaurmug. A cartoon from the Cartoon Network program: Hanna Barbera. The show features Yogi. A bear who wears a green hat and a green tie. Yogi is well-known for stealing food from visitors at Jellystone Park. Apparently, Yogi doesn't seem to care about what food items he steals (from stacks of hot-dogs to bowls of ice cream). Yogi also has a short sidekick, who is also a bear, but wears a blue bowtie. His name is Boo-Boo.
Yogi and Boo-Boo go on various adventures around Jellystone Park. However, Boo-Boo warns Yogi about the consequences of having to face the park ranger whenever he gets in trouble. It is unknown about why Yogi steals food for the heck of it. He is also in a relationship with a female bear named Cindy. She does not seem to like the idea of Yogi stealing food 24/7. Meanwhile, the park ranger tries to stop Yogi from stealing food in various ways as the show goes on.
Yogi and Boo-Boo go on various adventures around Jellystone Park. However, Boo-Boo warns Yogi about the consequences of having to face the park ranger whenever he gets in trouble. It is unknown about why Yogi steals food for the heck of it. He is also in a relationship with a female bear named Cindy. She does not seem to like the idea of Yogi stealing food 24/7. Meanwhile, the park ranger tries to stop Yogi from stealing food in various ways as the show goes on.
Me: Hey. You wanna go to Jellystone Park? It's 85 degrees outside and it's sunny
Friend: Sure! Let's grab some picnic food and go! And lets not forget our tennis equipment
At the park...
Me: *Eating a PB and Jelly sandwich* Mmm! This is good!
Friend: We should come here more often. Don't you think?
Me: Hell yeah!
*Yogi Bear shows up*
Yogi: Hiya, ladies! Could you offer me some of your food?
Me: Is that a talking bear?
Friend: ?
Friend: Sure! Let's grab some picnic food and go! And lets not forget our tennis equipment
At the park...
Me: *Eating a PB and Jelly sandwich* Mmm! This is good!
Friend: We should come here more often. Don't you think?
Me: Hell yeah!
*Yogi Bear shows up*
Yogi: Hiya, ladies! Could you offer me some of your food?
Me: Is that a talking bear?
Friend: ?
by JellyBean600 June 16, 2018
Get the Yogi Bearmug. Perv glasses are basically sunglasses with reflective lenses. Which means that people cannot tell if you're looking at them or not, because they can't see your eyes. Some people use these types of sunglasses to avoid an awkward situation with someone. For example, if a student happens to see a teacher outside of school, they'll pull out their sunglasses, put them on, and just do what they can to avoid him/her. Pretty simple operation!
Student: OMG! That's my math teacher over there! Time to pull out my perv glasses!
*Student puts on sunglasses*
*Teacher looks over at the student*
Teacher: Hey, Matthew!
*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*
Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
*Student puts on sunglasses*
*Teacher looks over at the student*
Teacher: Hey, Matthew!
*Student keeps walking, ignoring the teacher*
Student: Now that's what I call... "The Great Escape"!
by JellyBean600 February 5, 2019
Get the Perv Glassesmug. - The brother of your father/mother.
- Also, the husband of your aunt.
- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.
- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!
- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!
- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.
- Also, the husband of your aunt.
- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.
- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!
- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!
- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.
I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!
- JellyBean600
- JellyBean600
by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018
Get the Unclemug. A show that involves a 4-year old boy who is so spoiled, bratty, and just plain annoying. Caillou is the biggest crybaby in the world. He throws temper tantrums constantly, which is annoying. His favorite things to do are... torturing his cat Gilbert, being an asshole to his little sister Rosie, and screaming at his parents. Caillou also has two moms. One is believed to be a transgender, but he (or she) just likes to be a manly lesbo to his bastard son and cute adopted daughter. The most famous urban legend about Caillou, states that he is bald, because he has cancer. However, that is not true. Caillou is bald, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks. Even his own body recognizes that he doesn't deserve hair, food, or love.
If your children were to watch an episode or two of Caillou, you'd have to think twice about ever reproducing
by JellyBean600 July 18, 2018
Get the Cailloumug. The blue villain guy from Disney's Kim Possible. He is voiced by John DiMaggio, who is pretty excellent in the show.
Dr. Drakken may be dumb, but he is a badass villain. He comes up with various ways to defeat his arch-nemesis, who happens to be Kim Possible, herself. He has a female sidekick with green skin and green/black suit named Shego who enjoys mocking his plans.
Dr. Drakken may be dumb, but he is a badass villain. He comes up with various ways to defeat his arch-nemesis, who happens to be Kim Possible, herself. He has a female sidekick with green skin and green/black suit named Shego who enjoys mocking his plans.
Dr. Drakken- "Behold! The Molecular Transducer 5000!!! I will finally defeat Kim Possible and take over the world!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Shego- "And how is the Molecular Transducer 5000 gonna help us achieve world domination?"
Dr. Drakken- *annoyed face* Do you really have to mock my plans?
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Shego- "And how is the Molecular Transducer 5000 gonna help us achieve world domination?"
Dr. Drakken- *annoyed face* Do you really have to mock my plans?
by JellyBean600 June 9, 2018
Get the Dr. Drakkenmug.