by jeff24 May 23, 2005
Crapcore is a music genre with a clear aggressive mode that has nearly no lyrics at all. Most often, crapcore has a fuzzy and very fast beat, the samplings have very low quality and the vocals consist solely of screams. Sometimes single words or phrases can be heard.
There is a fine line between crap-core and crap. Crapcore is less a musical genre or style and more a method of thinking, and an approach towards creating art. While crapcore music can range from simplistic accoustic tunes to avant-garde opperettas made by screaming into a hand-held tape recorder, what remains constant is a naive ability and willingness to create despite an awful environment or the neccescity to use the most rudimentry, broken-down tools. And beyond this simplistic and haggard bum's work-ethic, crapcore always has an underlying ugly-ness. The crapcore artist is simultaniously a cynical and pretentious rip-off artist and a "outsider" idiot-artist. He or she will continue to create flawed artwork no matter the situation because of a compulsion and an inability to function within the "outside world."
Many novelty or "crap" artists often confuse their work with crapcore. Crapcore music is closely related to freak-out, core-core, far-out and avant-unlistenable, in that it is likely sloppy, lo-fi, fueled by alcohol or drugs or widely considered exremely irritating, however a wide spectrum of diverse artists could also be defined by such wide deffinitions.
There is a fine line between crap-core and crap. Crapcore is less a musical genre or style and more a method of thinking, and an approach towards creating art. While crapcore music can range from simplistic accoustic tunes to avant-garde opperettas made by screaming into a hand-held tape recorder, what remains constant is a naive ability and willingness to create despite an awful environment or the neccescity to use the most rudimentry, broken-down tools. And beyond this simplistic and haggard bum's work-ethic, crapcore always has an underlying ugly-ness. The crapcore artist is simultaniously a cynical and pretentious rip-off artist and a "outsider" idiot-artist. He or she will continue to create flawed artwork no matter the situation because of a compulsion and an inability to function within the "outside world."
Many novelty or "crap" artists often confuse their work with crapcore. Crapcore music is closely related to freak-out, core-core, far-out and avant-unlistenable, in that it is likely sloppy, lo-fi, fueled by alcohol or drugs or widely considered exremely irritating, however a wide spectrum of diverse artists could also be defined by such wide deffinitions.
Some "popular" crapcore artists include "German Cars vs American Homes", "Hasil Adkins", "Pope John Paul the Third" and "Passenger of Shit".
by Jeff24 January 09, 2005
1. Noise made when you jump on a fish.
2. The noises fish make out of water.
3. A fish on a bike saying something.
2. The noises fish make out of water.
3. A fish on a bike saying something.
Discontented fish: "MAAAAWWWWP"
by Jeff24 December 19, 2004
Homer: "This is a highly sophstimicated dowhacky, if you dont use it responsibly... KABLAMO!"
*lisa from upstairs on the toilet* "Ow someone just punched me in the face!"
Homer: "It was your mother!"
*lisa from upstairs on the toilet* "Ow someone just punched me in the face!"
Homer: "It was your mother!"
by Jeff24 December 19, 2004
Used in mobile phone text messaging and IM speak to represent a small kiss on the left cheek, a big kiss on the lips and a small kiss on the right cheek.
by Jeff24 May 14, 2005
An alternative to the tequila slammer. Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.
*WARNING* May cause nasal bleeding, bloodshot eyes and being totally muntered.
*WARNING* May cause nasal bleeding, bloodshot eyes and being totally muntered.
I did tequila suicides til 3:30am and lost the power of my legs and eye sight the next day. It was freakin awesome :)
by jeff24 September 05, 2005
Cybergrind is a form of grindcore that, aside from the instruments used by ordinary grindcore, uses computer generated sounds and/or drum machines and other synthetic instruments to create an insanely fast and brutal sound.
by Jeff24 January 09, 2005