M.A.W.P. (Pronounced 'mop' with a new york accent")-The union of men that wait outside of women's bathrooms for their significant other.
M en
A gainst
W omen
P eeing
Dom: yo look at that giant Mawp over there!
Dan: woah the women's bathroom is creating a huge mawp!
Mawpaw is derived from the words more and paw. This is a clear signal from your dog that they require additional pets by pawing at you, as stopping enjoyable scritches is not desirable at this time, thank you.
I was giving the dog some ear rubs before I went to work and he gave me the mawpaw when I stopped. I felt terrible cos I had to go and he looked so sad.