stfu

Southern Tenant Farmers' Union (STFU): Large labor union, formed in Arkansas in 1934, which lobbied the federal government for better New Deal reforms. Dissolved in 1960. Commonly causes mirth among US History students who are aware of the acronym's double meaning.

Teacher: Joey will you please tell the class about the STFU?

Class: Hahahahahahahahaha

by jer February 24, 2005

gun lap

the last lap of a race on a track, in which a gun is fired as the racer in first place completes the penultimate lap. this immediately causes a surge in adrenaline, and even though the racer is in more pain than most people can imagine, he or she immediately picks up the pace and goes balls to the wall.

*crack*
"c'mon you can do it! the gun lap is all about balls to the wall! balls to the wall!"

by jer April 22, 2005

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson- The King of Pop.

With the best selling album in history, "Thriller"-- and 4 other #1 albums, "Off The Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous," and "Invincible"-- As well as 12 #1 songs, and over 140 million albums sold world wide. He is the greatest artist in history.

by Jer March 07, 2005

remix

1. a song that has been 'remixed'

2. another version of a popular song that has been given a different feel through a change of beat, vocals, guest artists, etc.

3. reworking of a song to create a new sound while retaining elements from the original song

Mariah Carey's 1995 #1 hit, "Fantasy (remix)," featuring Ol' Dirty Bastard started an entire generation of female singers teaming with Hip-Hop artist to make a hit.

by Jer March 31, 2006

beer fuck

To have sex with an ugly girl, only because you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Who was that girl walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: Oh, she was a beer fuck man.

by Jer March 22, 2005

beer fuck

To have sex with an incredibly ugly girl, only becuase you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Dude, who was that chick walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: She was a beer fuck.

by Jer March 22, 2005

Gwenique

1. Something having the characteristics or style of Gwen Stefani

2. Someone who is confident in themself and is willing to make a shocking statement

Oh My Gosh! Talk about Gwenique! Did you see that ensemble Tonya was wearing?

by Jer November 30, 2003