Bonus Madness

Sub game on a highly addictive fruitmachine found on Sporting odds casion.

Used to describe madness that was not forseen yet is very enjoyable.

Bonus Sadness
"there's some crazy shit going on, it's Bonus Madness!"

"I spent 60 quid but atleast i got Bonus Madness!"

"This DVDA is Bonus Madness"
by Jebus September 24, 2004
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starburst

Fucktabulous candy, tastes almost as good as sex, but not quite
God damn that was a good starburst
by Jebus December 10, 2002
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Kweef

"You are such a queef".
"I was cornholing my ol' lady and she queefed".
by Jebus December 30, 2004
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Sofa Cru

A crew that were happyy in the begining but now there is a divide. consists of Aiden,Alfie,Josh,Alex(f),lorna,Bexx,Andy,Joe,Frey,Lucy,Hannah R,Hannah C,Pinn (when he comes in),Tasha,Charlie,Katie,Sadly enough elle,Dom,Sarah,Ellie,Ellen,Charlotte,Rahael,Rebecca,Tanya and soon to join..Nick B and maybe Andy Sage.
"Fuck its the Sofa Cru"
"Whos the Sofa Cru?"
"Exactly..."
"Well they are no KY"
by jebus May 01, 2004
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Poking Fun

(v.)
1) A remark of sarcaism/witty expression as to make a joke about the other person/object. ie poke fun at someone - RIDICULE, MOCK
2) A act of having sexual intercourse/relations with another person or persons for fun ( comes from poke and poking )
3) The act of stabbing someone with an object and finding pleasure in it ( comes from poke )
4) The act of stricking/touching a person without much force usually very quickly especially repeatedly and with cause not pain to the person while both poeple find it funny ie a form of flirting ( comes from poking )
1) Hey man I was only poking some fun at you no offence.
2) I was poking fun with this girl last night. ie. something that 4) leads up to.
3) Man I love poking fun at people with my blade, I get Off on it.
4) man last night me and this girl was poking fun at eachother and then there was some more poking fun ;)
by JeBus February 16, 2004
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Cliterature

Ahhh, I see you have the newest issue of "SPANK", good cliterature I say!

That english teacher should teach cliterature, NOT literature.
by Jebus April 06, 2003
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herpes

Adjective used to describe something that is real cool. Similiar slang terms are "Bitchin", "the Shit", and "Tits".
"My parents bought me a car for graduation."
"Wow, man! That's just herpes!"
by Jebus January 15, 2005
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