wenus

A wimpy person. Someone who lacks backbone.
"Jenny hates spiders"
"She is such a wenus"
by Jebus June 02, 2003
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bonjurity

Bonjurity is a way of saying 'hello how are you?' without actually saying a sentance! the joys of it all!!
"bonjurity old chap"
by Jebus March 10, 2004
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excremeditation

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.
(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.

(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.
by Jebus December 31, 2004
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Gaytona 500

"eewww ,im gonna give it to you like the Gaytona 500...fast and rough!"
by jebus January 15, 2004
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catholic

Religion that worships "Da Pope", apparently because of his big hat. But we all know that the pope has a cool hat because it has to keep his life support hidden from everyone.
Hey, look! It's Da Pope! Maybe if someone sneezes he'll finally die.
by Jebus March 25, 2005
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Sexual Suggestion

Comment made meaning they want to make babies with you
Is it ok if we dance in here?
by Jebus December 10, 2002
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two way

I'll two way ya' tomorrow
by Jebus May 10, 2004
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