by Jebus June 02, 2003

Bonjurity is a way of saying 'hello how are you?' without actually saying a sentance! the joys of it all!!
"bonjurity old chap"
by Jebus March 10, 2004

Meditating while poised upon the most holy of all thrones; the toilet. Seeking insight and enlightenment through defecation. The use of the great white throne to become at peace with the universe and to pinch a loaf.
(n.) I have gained much insight and relief after my excremeditaton. I also feel much lighter.
(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.
(v.) I am going to the bathroom to excremeditate.
by Jebus December 31, 2004

by jebus January 15, 2004

Religion that worships "Da Pope", apparently because of his big hat. But we all know that the pope has a cool hat because it has to keep his life support hidden from everyone.
by Jebus March 25, 2005

by Jebus December 10, 2002
