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blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.
"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"
by JB July 19, 2003
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Amsterdam

John Ashcroft's worst nightmare.
Weed and sex can be found in abundance in Amsterdam.
by JB June 23, 2004
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cerebrate

1) To think about deeply

2) A Chinese celebration
Won Hung Low cerebrated about how to cerebrate his birthday.
by JB October 6, 2005
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arsecandle

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience
dave you fucking arsecandle!
by JB October 25, 2003
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it burns, my eye!

"yo, i heard KC is making a video for it burns, my eye. sweet-ass, IBME rocks the casbah."
by jb April 16, 2005
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Boobhead

A procedure where a breast implant is used under the scalp to stretch the skin. Usually performed on young girls that grow up to entice older men to fall in love with them.
When Olivia was 3, she used her Boobhead to seduce a boy 14 years older than her. 20 years later it still had that boy in its grips.
by JB August 15, 2004
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hooly

Unreasonably strong winds, generally in excess of force 7.
Its blowin a hooly out there.
by Jb July 21, 2003
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