Jb's definitions

Amsterdam

John Ashcroft's worst nightmare.

Weed and sex can be found in abundance in Amsterdam.

by JB June 23, 2004

blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

by JB July 19, 2003

cerebrate

1) To think about deeply

2) A Chinese celebration

Won Hung Low cerebrated about how to cerebrate his birthday.

by JB October 6, 2005

5-on-2

n. Name for an illegal wrestling move (usu. performed by females) in which one who has no means of escaping the hold of another wrestler, so instead places their hand on opponents testicles and crushes them.

"She challenged me to a wrestling match and I almost had her pinned till she pulled the old 5-on-2..."

by JB November 13, 2003

London

City in England where foreign bank accounts go to die.

A sandwich, potato chips (as Americans know them) and a Diet Coke at a Subway in London cost me the equivalent of US$14.

by JB June 23, 2004

The Governor

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"

Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!

by JB July 24, 2008

yaht

yaht is not derogetory, it is crew

96 dee-greees on my Yaht!
YAHT

by JB March 11, 2003