Jb's definitions

for real

I'm serious. I'm not kidding.

You better not fuck with me... for real.

I will kick your ass... for real.

I'm for real.

by JB September 26, 2003

for real

Say this to show that you're in agreement with a statement someone has made.

Kitty: Crystal is a real bitch.
Kimmy: For real.

by JB September 26, 2003

Prostituted

wrecked, ruined, obliterated all meaning etc etc...

"she completely prostituted that song for me."

by JB September 1, 2003

luvergrrl

Asshole who tries to send you viruses while pretending to be a chick.

Luvergrrl is a 14 year old boy, not a grrl.

by jB August 24, 2003

saved by the bell

Elite 80's show.

I watched saved by the bell yesterday. Yesterday was 1989. I swear.

by jB August 24, 2003

dude count

(Canadian) Whence giving a party, the amount of dudes on the invite list, corresponds naturally to the amount of dude attendees. The higher the dude count, the lamer the soiree unless you're a raving iron.

"Dude - I'm not going to that shwag... Look at the dude count!"

by JB July 23, 2003

hooly

Unreasonably strong winds, generally in excess of force 7.

Its blowin a hooly out there.

by Jb July 21, 2003