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pagz

He has a beard
Yo Bearded one, your name be Pagz.
by JB January 8, 2004
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Boobhead

A procedure where a breast implant is used under the scalp to stretch the skin. Usually performed on young girls that grow up to entice older men to fall in love with them.
When Olivia was 3, she used her Boobhead to seduce a boy 14 years older than her. 20 years later it still had that boy in its grips.
by JB August 15, 2004
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London

City in England where foreign bank accounts go to die.
A sandwich, potato chips (as Americans know them) and a Diet Coke at a Subway in London cost me the equivalent of US$14.
by JB June 23, 2004
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yaht

yaht is not derogetory, it is crew
96 dee-greees on my Yaht!
YAHT
by JB March 11, 2003
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The Governor

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"
Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!
by JB July 24, 2008
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whodey

Wassup, whodey!?
by jb January 16, 2004
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Kazaach

(Verb) - To download a dummy file using the kazaa P2P software program. File can be sometimes blank, 20 second loops of just the chorus, the first 20 seconds of the song then blank, or just blatently be the wrong file.
I was trying to download the new cum fiesta, but I was kazaached and got some beastility with a she-male.

Damn Kazaach! This is Edward Scissor Hands not Edward Penis-Hands like I requested!
by JB November 19, 2003
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