Definitions by Jb

arsecandle 

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience

dave you fucking arsecandle!

arsecandle by JB October 25, 2003

ragweek 

stay the fuck away from them!

hi john, whats up?

well asshat, its my slutbitchwhore's ragweek and as a result, her stinkbox is covered in cranberry sauced and i cant get so much as a cheeky fook without my cock looking like Dracula!

ragweek by JB October 25, 2003

Stinkbox 

The growthplace of a bestwoodite's teenage pregnancy

she had a right dirty stinkbox.

Stinkbox by JB October 17, 2003

Vertical bacon sandwich 

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox

Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich

Vertical bacon sandwich by JB October 17, 2003

bestwoodite 

A slag who comes from bestwood estate, Nottingham, UK.

check out that dirty bestwoodite, she mings like the shit on my shox man.

bestwoodite by JB October 14, 2003

chootie 

Female sex organ. Pussy.

I shaved my chootie for you today.

chootie by JB October 5, 2003

Siskel & Ebert 

Two thumbs up!

My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!

Siskel & Ebert by JB October 2, 2003