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Definitions by Jb

stay the fuck away from them!
hi john, whats up?

well asshat, its my slutbitchwhore's ragweek and as a result, her stinkbox is covered in cranberry sauced and i cant get so much as a cheeky fook without my cock looking like Dracula!
ragweek by JB October 25, 2003

arsecandle 

someone who looks like they've got a candle up their arse, or would certainly enjoy the experience
dave you fucking arsecandle!
arsecandle by JB October 25, 2003

Vertical bacon sandwich 

The outer layers of a slutbitchwhore's dirty stinkbox
Hey slut, giz a munch on your vertical bacon sandwich
Vertical bacon sandwich by JB October 17, 2003

Stinkbox 

The growthplace of a bestwoodite's teenage pregnancy
she had a right dirty stinkbox.
Stinkbox by JB October 17, 2003

bestwoodite 

A slag who comes from bestwood estate, Nottingham, UK.
check out that dirty bestwoodite, she mings like the shit on my shox man.
bestwoodite by JB October 14, 2003
I shaved my chootie for you today.
chootie by JB October 5, 2003

Siskel & Ebert 

My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!
Siskel & Ebert by JB October 2, 2003