Jb's definitions

magi

a wizard or sorceror

merlin, a little like gandalf

by jb February 18, 2004

hooly

Unreasonably strong winds, generally in excess of force 7.

Its blowin a hooly out there.

by Jb July 21, 2003

Nine Volt

1) battery used to back up an alarm clock in case the electricity goes out, insuring that the alarm will sound in one hour and twenty minutes. The exact time it takes to get hard again. Normally you wouldn't care but this pie is an unbelievable ram and you can't risk the alarm not going off, like your hog.

Hey Pinjat, give me a pack of reds, a dozen horses and a nine volt. And yea, I will have some of your beef jerky even though you pray to it.

by JB February 24, 2004

twig and berries

Slang for the penis. The Twig being the penis itself, and the berries being the testicles.

Ouch! I just got kicked in the twig and berries.

by JB January 19, 2004

JSkafe

The one and only

Yo JsKafe, u up for beef & beer this evnin'

by JB January 8, 2004

Jbeef

The one & only

Yo JBeeF, u up for a sesh t'nite?

by JB January 8, 2004

Boco (n.)

Native North American Fatty. Indigenous to Rhode Island, but can be found swilling beer and triple cheeseburgers in Buffalo, NY.

I have never seen anyone short boco put away three racks of ribs. Drew Bledsoe would be proud.

by jb March 12, 2003