Definitions by Jb

cilf

Stands for "Cunt I'd Like To Fuck" much like the term m.i.l.f. (mom i'd like to fuck).
Refers to a girl of particular sexual attractiveness.

see also YCilf (young cunt i'd like to fuck), meaning the same as above, but more juicy.

"check out the cilf on the other side of the road"

"ycilf!!!" (whilst walking through a school dinner hall)

cilf by JB July 19, 2003

cranberry sauce 

Repulsive red form of fanny batter expelled during rag week from a nasty stinkbox

"I pulled her panties down and her vertical bacon sandwich was covered in fucking cranberry sauce!"

cranberry sauce by JB July 19, 2003

blood mouse 

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

blood mouse by JB July 19, 2003

jigga 

adaptive, to overcome, to improvise

JiggaBruce, your such a Jigga.

jigga by jb July 13, 2003

JB 

A homosexual fellow who is correct when it comes to politics of America, so far.

JB is such a queer, but his definition of America is great.

JB by JB July 9, 2003

footlong 

A male reproductive organ, the size of Justin's penis... 12 inches.

Evan: Yo man, dat be a da craziest footlong i dun seen
Justin: yea i know. sorry u only got the 3 incher.

footlong by JB July 7, 2003

g banger 

Under wear site high up the arse. also called G-String. Attractive on Females. not so much on males.

Look at that Bitch's G-Banger man. Ridin High.

g banger by Jb July 4, 2003