Jay C's definitions

htat

One of many often used online chat mispellings of regular words, such as teh, or pwn.

Cool htat.

by Jay C September 10, 2003

Lamer

One who lames, laming being definded by rude and cheap actions in online multiplayer games. Lamers often choose to get points in dishonerable ways such as killing vulnerable people repeatedly or killing people who are chatting.

Dude, kick that stupid lamer before i have to kill him.

by Jay C October 1, 2003

plushophilia

A person who finds stuffed/fluffy/cuddly toys sexuality attractive.

"That cuddly pikachu is turning me on baby, I think I'm a plushophile!"

by Jay C January 23, 2004

Martha Stewart

from what ive seen on saturday night live, i must say...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Run for your lives!

by Jay C October 2, 2003

Smurked

Comes from the words (Smurked) and (Murked). Originated in Nottingham, the amazing word means to kill someone by Hitting your penis on a persons cheeks.

1|Yo, i accidnetly killed ma m8
2|how?
1|I Smurked him
2|Erghhhh

by Jay C January 14, 2005

Textual sarcasm

When a response is so dryly written that sarcasm is immediately assumed. Usually the sentence excludes punctuation/ emoticons and was hastily written.

I detect textual sarcasm.

by Jay c August 29, 2014

clickable

An object, word, or image on the internet that can be clicked on to achieve some sort of effect, such as linking you to a new site. You can often tell if something is clickable by hovering the cursor over it; if the cursor becomes a pointing hand, it is clickable.

Computer Illiterate: Why wont it click this picture?
Common Sense: Its not clickable, duh.

by Jay C October 8, 2003