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aquaman

A DC comics superhero with the amazing ability to breath underwater and talk...to...fish...
Aquaman:I'm sorry wonderwoman, my ability to talk to fish is of no use to us now.
Wonderwoman:No shit, fish-boy!
by Jay C October 4, 2003
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wha-pssh!

the sound you make when you pretend to hit someone
Hey John! Wha-pssh!
by Jay C September 22, 2003
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Bullet-time

A state of mind in which one speeds up their own reactions to a point where their own sense of time is altered and the world around them seems to have slowed. This causes the illusion that laws such as gravity have been bent, and the air around you feel like water, because you cant move or fall any faster than normal. People who can manipulate this can accomplish incredible feats that are seemingly impossible to do in real-time.
(Note: Bullet time is measured in relation to the speed of a bullet, hence the name.)
I was fighting these dudes, and then they pulled out guns. Then i went into bullet time; they never saw me coming.
by Jay C October 2, 2003
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clickable

An object, word, or image on the internet that can be clicked on to achieve some sort of effect, such as linking you to a new site. You can often tell if something is clickable by hovering the cursor over it; if the cursor becomes a pointing hand, it is clickable.
Computer Illiterate: Why wont it click this picture?
Common Sense: Its not clickable, duh.
by Jay C October 8, 2003
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GANGURO

a very hot japanese chick that is tan
by Jay C October 4, 2003
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psp

Sony's attempt at the handheld market, previously dominated by Nintendo's many different cloned variations of the Gameboy and its new gimicky gameboy with a touchscreen known as the Nintendo DS.

There is a fanboyism surrounding Nintendo's effect on the handheld market that has many people discriminating against the PSP. To be frank, the DS and the PSP CAN co-exist in peace as long as the masses understand this:
DS Users are like Pimps.
PSP Users are like badasses.

Where the DS is a handheld being held down by it's predominantly childish manufacturers, the PSP is a handheld for adult gamers. We're growing up, and unless Mario starts hitting stuff with a blunt object, we're moving on.
The PSP is better than it looks.
by Jay C March 24, 2005
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Textual sarcasm

When a response is so dryly written that sarcasm is immediately assumed. Usually the sentence excludes punctuation/ emoticons and was hastily written.
by Jay c August 29, 2014
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