Definitions by Jamie Sommers

craptus 

The Roman God of Shit

You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS

craptus by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

Craptonite 

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

Craptonite by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

Craporator 

One who is full of shit when they speak

I just heard his latest speak. What a craporator

Craporator by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

crapistry 

a long and chronological record documenting the significant events of crap

In today's crapisty lesson, we will discuss the latrines created by the Romans.

crapistry by Jamie Sommers July 26, 2004

craptomaniac 

Person who steals turds and collects them

"My dog's turd is missing. I think Jenny is a craptomaniac"

craptomaniac by Jamie Sommers July 23, 2004

crapslide 

The residual trail left in the bowl

I went to the bathroom and saw this nasty crapslide

crapslide by jamie sommers July 23, 2004

crap overhaul

a massive rectal excretion

I gotta go take a huge crap overhaul

crap overhaul by jamie sommers July 22, 2004