crap overhaul

a massive rectal excretion

I gotta go take a huge crap overhaul

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

Craporator

One who is full of shit when they speak

I just heard his latest speak. What a craporator

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

crapicide

Ending one's life by taking a life threatening dump.

Yep, it looks like crapicide to me....just look at the size of that turd in the bowl!

by Jamie Sommers October 18, 2005

Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

craptologist

An individual whose speciality is crap

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.

by Jamie Sommers October 18, 2005

crapolantern

Crappy Halloween decoration

Hey, where did you get that Crapolantern?

by Jamie Sommers October 17, 2005

craptus

The Roman God of Shit

You will all bow doen before CRAPTUS

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004