James Lowe's definitions

world's strongest man

a man who's muscles are practically about to rip out of his skin and veins are showing as though they are surfaced at the skin..

That bitch looks like he's the strongest man in the world!

by James Lowe May 7, 2004

porn

When you cant get sex...look no further than a magazine, pictures, and the internet

Porn leads to a very healthy habit.. masturbation

by James Lowe November 16, 2004

mustang

will get owned by a Camaro, and for any of you ppl who think they "know the muscle era" youd know the Pontiac GTO is the first muscle car to unleashed out on the markey.

Mustangs will get pwned by any muscle car, especially the Camaro!

Id put my money on an AMC Gremlin than a Fucker Only Runs Downhill (ford) Mustang.

by James Lowe July 27, 2005

explosive diarrhea

A time when you shit so hard that it all comes out of your ass at once..most of the time leaving your ass more pooey than a whole roll of T.P. can handle

MOM!! I.....need more T.P.

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

explosive flatulence

a fart so loud and volatile that the stench you just made makes cow shit smell like roses

DUDE!! Whats up with your explosive flatule---(deathly gasp)

by James Lowe June 4, 2004

Xbox Live

Internet Service for Xbox and another fucking reason to give Bill Gates more money. Yet, very fun to kick the shit out of 10 year olds on Mechassault who think they are the best.

(commercial) Xbox Live: Its good to play together

by James Lowe February 2, 2005