Jam's definitions

vista

A state of being fucked up passed "Mega Baked". So baked that you are near retarded!

Freddy is so fucking ripped that he's at Vista.

by JAM May 16, 2004

Mumbo Sauce

Sweet sauce similar to bar-b-que sauce typically served with fried chicken wings at chinese take out joints in da'hood.

While speaking through a little hole in bullet proof glass at the all night chinese joint, "Yo I want six wings fried extra hard with mumbo sauce".

by Jam November 22, 2003

ska brigade

4 girls who ride around in the ska mobile and know every word to every ska song, who can go front row to every concert and belt every line and have it mean something. They breathe ska.

I see the ska mobile, that damn ska brigade.

by Jam December 1, 2004

The 1-2-3 Test

The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.

Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.

by JAM May 16, 2004

SimplyJAM

SimplyJAM Productions. South Florida based promotion company and booking agency for local bands.

SimplyJAM runs the best mutherfuckingshows around.

by Jam February 11, 2004

royrules22

This is one user that likes Nintendo, but respects other's opinions and thinks rationally. His name is not Roy and he hates it when people call him that.

he just own3d him, with his l337ness!

royrules22: Do you really think it is cool to use such acronyms. I mean think about it. Well have opinions to boot..

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royrules22 is such an awesome user that deserves more respect.

by jam September 13, 2004

Goths

Suicidal, depressive, self-harming, anti-social, attention seeking beings.

4 out of 5 have suicidal visions, carve messages into their skin (can you say infection), bookmark rotten.com and ogrish.com websites, take prozac, and second look anyone who walks past them - they want to see if you are looking at them due to being attention seekers.

Usually unhealth in apperance (usually fat or skinny), pale skinned, walk like zombies and wear more makeup than britney spears at the mtv music awards.

Sicko's
Attention seekers
unhealthy
self-harmers
weird
anti-social

by jam November 18, 2004