Jam's definitions

bonobo

n. A species of chimpanzee (Pan paniscus) of north-central Congo (formerly Zaire), having black hair and more arboreal habits than the common chimpanzee (P. troglodytes). Also called pygmy chimpanzee.

That bonobo just fucked his sister for a piece of fruit.

by jam December 21, 2004

hermione granger (emma watson)

A very clever girl in harry potter films and books.
she also has muggle parents witch were asolted in the first film.

hermione granger is clever that ron

by jam December 4, 2003

gothics

Suicidal, depressive, self-harming, anti-social, 'i want to kill myself', attention seeking beings.

4 out of 5 have suicidal visions, carve messages into their skin (can you say infection), bookmark rotten.com and ogrish.com websites, take prozac, and second look anyone who walks past them - they want to see if you are looking at them due to being attention seekers.

Usually unhealth in apperance (usually fat or skinny), pale skinned, walk like zombies and wear more makeup than britney spears at the mtv music awards.

unhealthy
anti-social
self-harming
weird
sicko's
prozac
attention seekers

by jam November 18, 2004

outer toons

The world's only cartoon band, performing over 100 cartoon theme songs live and original cartoony music too. Insanely talented professional musicians in costumes having fun.

What are you doing tonight?
Dude, I'm going to see the Outer Toons!

by jam February 22, 2009

ska brigade

4 girls who ride around in the ska mobile and know every word to every ska song, who can go front row to every concert and belt every line and have it mean something. They breathe ska.

I see the ska mobile, that damn ska brigade.

by Jam December 1, 2004

murtaza

A very cool guy.. too tall and a lazy butt

get up you MURTAZA!!!

by jam March 31, 2005

rich kids

A bunch of kids whose allowance exceeds my rent. They all drive nice little cars and eat at Moe's and don't have lives or futures besides living off daddy. They all look like a Pac Sun catalog. And they can afford to be a bunch of dressed up fucking rats.

The rich kids are fucking lounging in daddy's fucking mansion.

by Jam December 1, 2004