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murtaza

get up you MURTAZA!!!
by jam March 31, 2005
mugGet the murtazamug.

The 1-2-3 Test

The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.
Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.
by JAM May 16, 2004
mugGet the The 1-2-3 Testmug.

lucky pierre

Coyote found in NYC's Central Park on April Fools Day in 1999; he now resides in the Queens' Zoo.

(this entry was written in October of 2004)
"The trickiest New Yorker coyote on record was a 43-pound male named Luck Pierre who in 1999 led reporters, police officers, photographers, park rangers, tourists, and at least one helicopter pilot in a chase across Central Park" -- NY Times, City Section, Sunday October 3, 2004.
by jam October 7, 2004
mugGet the lucky pierremug.

SimplyJAM

SimplyJAM Productions. South Florida based promotion company and booking agency for local bands.
SimplyJAM runs the best mutherfuckingshows around.
by Jam February 11, 2004
mugGet the SimplyJAMmug.

Shakey Jake

A person being so completely stoned out of their mind from only a few hits of Mary J. Thus causing them to lose control of their normal functions and begin a state of constatnt shaking.
Hey - its Shakey Jake!
by JAM May 16, 2004
mugGet the Shakey Jakemug.

road rules

Just stay out of my fucking way.
The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.
by jam July 9, 2003
mugGet the road rulesmug.

yayiss

Ben: I've got a spare ticket for Glastonbury for you.
Jem: Yayiss!
by Jam January 1, 2004
mugGet the yayissmug.

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