Colonel

Skinny, usually blonde fellow, with extremely large hair. Can usually be found listening to hardcore punk music. They normally hate everything.

Colonel loves paint it black.

by Jam February 11, 2004

bonobo

n. A species of chimpanzee (Pan paniscus) of north-central Congo (formerly Zaire), having black hair and more arboreal habits than the common chimpanzee (P. troglodytes). Also called pygmy chimpanzee.

That bonobo just fucked his sister for a piece of fruit.

by jam December 21, 2004

Pro Tools

The world's leading recording technology.

I used Pro Tools to record and mix my new CD.

by Jam February 11, 2004

Aras

1. Crazy, _____ boy (Where the blank may change to describe the current Aras in a non-insulting matter)
2. One who is very curious or inquisitive (See also Inquisitor)
3. One who does not use logic

Oxymoron: Logical Aras

by JAM November 08, 2004

geigh

Someone who is "geigh" is usually homosexual, it is loosely linked to the word "gay" (male homosexual) although it has, albeit rarely, been known to be used with reference to lesbians (female homosexuals) as well.

"He is always going on about how he likes the look of guys' bodies - maybe he is geigh"

by jam June 03, 2004

lucky pierre

Coyote found in NYC's Central Park on April Fools Day in 1999; he now resides in the Queens' Zoo.

(this entry was written in October of 2004)

"The trickiest New Yorker coyote on record was a 43-pound male named Luck Pierre who in 1999 led reporters, police officers, photographers, park rangers, tourists, and at least one helicopter pilot in a chase across Central Park" -- NY Times, City Section, Sunday October 3, 2004.

by jam October 07, 2004

SimplyJAM

SimplyJAM Productions. South Florida based promotion company and booking agency for local bands.

SimplyJAM runs the best mutherfuckingshows around.

by Jam February 11, 2004