Jam's definitions

diamond

An over priced old rock that gets you laid until the effect wears off. Bigger is better.

My girlfriend wouldn't have anal sex with me until I gave her a diamond ring.

by jam June 23, 2003

bonobo

n. A species of chimpanzee (Pan paniscus) of north-central Congo (formerly Zaire), having black hair and more arboreal habits than the common chimpanzee (P. troglodytes). Also called pygmy chimpanzee.

That bonobo just fucked his sister for a piece of fruit.

by jam December 21, 2004

Pro Tools

The world's leading recording technology.

I used Pro Tools to record and mix my new CD.

by Jam February 11, 2004

Aras

1. Crazy, _____ boy (Where the blank may change to describe the current Aras in a non-insulting matter)
2. One who is very curious or inquisitive (See also Inquisitor)
3. One who does not use logic

Oxymoron: Logical Aras

by JAM November 8, 2004

road rules

Just stay out of my fucking way.

The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.

by jam July 9, 2003

murtaza

A very cool guy.. too tall and a lazy butt

get up you MURTAZA!!!

by jam March 31, 2005

yayiss

An exclamation of delight; derivative of "yes"

Ben: I've got a spare ticket for Glastonbury for you.
Jem: Yayiss!

by Jam January 1, 2004