Jam's definitions

nissan frontier

Shitty ass pick-up truck.

My nissan frontier is a piece of shit.

by Jam February 11, 2004

bonobo

n. A species of chimpanzee (Pan paniscus) of north-central Congo (formerly Zaire), having black hair and more arboreal habits than the common chimpanzee (P. troglodytes). Also called pygmy chimpanzee.

That bonobo just fucked his sister for a piece of fruit.

by jam December 21, 2004

hermione granger (emma watson)

A very clever girl in harry potter films and books.
she also has muggle parents witch were asolted in the first film.

hermione granger is clever that ron

by jam December 4, 2003

outer toons

The world's only cartoon band, performing over 100 cartoon theme songs live and original cartoony music too. Insanely talented professional musicians in costumes having fun.

What are you doing tonight?
Dude, I'm going to see the Outer Toons!

by jam February 22, 2009

gothics

Suicidal, depressive, self-harming, anti-social, 'i want to kill myself', attention seeking beings.

4 out of 5 have suicidal visions, carve messages into their skin (can you say infection), bookmark rotten.com and ogrish.com websites, take prozac, and second look anyone who walks past them - they want to see if you are looking at them due to being attention seekers.

Usually unhealth in apperance (usually fat or skinny), pale skinned, walk like zombies and wear more makeup than britney spears at the mtv music awards.

unhealthy
anti-social
self-harming
weird
sicko's
prozac
attention seekers

by jam November 18, 2004

yayiss

An exclamation of delight; derivative of "yes"

Ben: I've got a spare ticket for Glastonbury for you.
Jem: Yayiss!

by Jam January 1, 2004

lucky pierre

Coyote found in NYC's Central Park on April Fools Day in 1999; he now resides in the Queens' Zoo.

(this entry was written in October of 2004)

"The trickiest New Yorker coyote on record was a 43-pound male named Luck Pierre who in 1999 led reporters, police officers, photographers, park rangers, tourists, and at least one helicopter pilot in a chase across Central Park" -- NY Times, City Section, Sunday October 3, 2004.

by jam October 7, 2004