Shakey Jake

A person being so completely stoned out of their mind from only a few hits of Mary J. Thus causing them to lose control of their normal functions and begin a state of constatnt shaking.
Hey - its Shakey Jake!
by JAM May 17, 2004
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Goths

Suicidal, depressive, self-harming, anti-social, attention seeking beings.

4 out of 5 have suicidal visions, carve messages into their skin (can you say infection), bookmark rotten.com and ogrish.com websites, take prozac, and second look anyone who walks past them - they want to see if you are looking at them due to being attention seekers.

Usually unhealth in apperance (usually fat or skinny), pale skinned, walk like zombies and wear more makeup than britney spears at the mtv music awards.
Sicko's
Attention seekers
unhealthy
self-harmers
weird
anti-social
by jam November 18, 2004
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Mongo

Stands for Money Or Nothing Goes On.

Originates from Mongo member of UK hiphop group Mud Family.
A Mongo Situation
by Jam December 12, 2003
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road trip

Visiting my fucking in-laws on psychotropic drugs.
We better pack plenty of mushrooms for the road trip to your parents. Then the utter shit that comes out of their mouths might make some sense.
by jam July 11, 2003
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Pro Tools

I used Pro Tools to record and mix my new CD.
by Jam February 12, 2004
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The 1-2-3 Test

The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.
Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.
by JAM May 17, 2004
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tragic

It was a tragic day for America when the Supreme Court inadvertently declared George W. Bush as President.
by jam July 17, 2003
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