Jam's definitions

buffalo fart

The act of shooting your bowl of weed out of the pipe, bong, or smoking device by coughing while taking a fat ass rip.

Fuck dude - you buffalo farted.

by JAM May 16, 2004

The 1-2-3 Test

The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.

Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.

by JAM May 16, 2004

Shakey Jake

A person being so completely stoned out of their mind from only a few hits of Mary J. Thus causing them to lose control of their normal functions and begin a state of constatnt shaking.

Hey - its Shakey Jake!

by JAM May 16, 2004

Colonel

Skinny, usually blonde fellow, with extremely large hair. Can usually be found listening to hardcore punk music. They normally hate everything.

Colonel loves paint it black.

by Jam February 11, 2004

SimplyJAM

SimplyJAM Productions. South Florida based promotion company and booking agency for local bands.

SimplyJAM runs the best mutherfuckingshows around.

by Jam February 11, 2004

hepcat

A musician who rocks at jazz.

That hepcat played an amazing solo during A Night in Tunisia.

by Jam February 11, 2004

nissan frontier

Shitty ass pick-up truck.

My nissan frontier is a piece of shit.

by Jam February 11, 2004