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Mumbo Sauce

Sweet sauce similar to bar-b-que sauce typically served with fried chicken wings at chinese take out joints in da'hood.
While speaking through a little hole in bullet proof glass at the all night chinese joint, "Yo I want six wings fried extra hard with mumbo sauce".
by Jam November 22, 2003
mugGet the Mumbo Saucemug.

The 1-2-3 Test

The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.
Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.
by JAM May 16, 2004
mugGet the The 1-2-3 Testmug.

hepcat

A musician who rocks at jazz.
That hepcat played an amazing solo during A Night in Tunisia.
by Jam February 11, 2004
mugGet the hepcatmug.

outer toons

The world's only cartoon band, performing over 100 cartoon theme songs live and original cartoony music too. Insanely talented professional musicians in costumes having fun.
What are you doing tonight?
Dude, I'm going to see the Outer Toons!
by jam February 22, 2009
mugGet the outer toonsmug.

gothics

Suicidal, depressive, self-harming, anti-social, 'i want to kill myself', attention seeking beings.

4 out of 5 have suicidal visions, carve messages into their skin (can you say infection), bookmark rotten.com and ogrish.com websites, take prozac, and second look anyone who walks past them - they want to see if you are looking at them due to being attention seekers.

Usually unhealth in apperance (usually fat or skinny), pale skinned, walk like zombies and wear more makeup than britney spears at the mtv music awards.
unhealthy
anti-social
self-harming
weird
sicko's
prozac
attention seekers
by jam November 18, 2004
mugGet the gothicsmug.

hermione granger (emma watson)

A very clever girl in harry potter films and books.
she also has muggle parents witch were asolted in the first film.
by jam December 4, 2003
mugGet the hermione granger (emma watson)mug.

Colonel

Skinny, usually blonde fellow, with extremely large hair. Can usually be found listening to hardcore punk music. They normally hate everything.
by Jam February 11, 2004
mugGet the Colonelmug.

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