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Pro Tools

I used Pro Tools to record and mix my new CD.
by Jam February 11, 2004
mugGet the Pro Toolsmug.

The 1-2-3 Test

The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.
Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.
by JAM May 16, 2004
mugGet the The 1-2-3 Testmug.

SimplyJAM

SimplyJAM Productions. South Florida based promotion company and booking agency for local bands.
SimplyJAM runs the best mutherfuckingshows around.
by Jam February 11, 2004
mugGet the SimplyJAMmug.

lucky pierre

Coyote found in NYC's Central Park on April Fools Day in 1999; he now resides in the Queens' Zoo.

(this entry was written in October of 2004)
"The trickiest New Yorker coyote on record was a 43-pound male named Luck Pierre who in 1999 led reporters, police officers, photographers, park rangers, tourists, and at least one helicopter pilot in a chase across Central Park" -- NY Times, City Section, Sunday October 3, 2004.
by jam October 7, 2004
mugGet the lucky pierremug.

ska brigade

4 girls who ride around in the ska mobile and know every word to every ska song, who can go front row to every concert and belt every line and have it mean something. They breathe ska.
I see the ska mobile, that damn ska brigade.
by Jam December 1, 2004
mugGet the ska brigademug.

rich kids

A bunch of kids whose allowance exceeds my rent. They all drive nice little cars and eat at Moe's and don't have lives or futures besides living off daddy. They all look like a Pac Sun catalog. And they can afford to be a bunch of dressed up fucking rats.
The rich kids are fucking lounging in daddy's fucking mansion.
by Jam December 1, 2004
mugGet the rich kidsmug.

faglicious

So fag, yet so delicious!
That guy's sweet ass is so faglicious!
by JAM April 17, 2003
mugGet the fagliciousmug.

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