Jam's definitions

bonobo

n. A species of chimpanzee (Pan paniscus) of north-central Congo (formerly Zaire), having black hair and more arboreal habits than the common chimpanzee (P. troglodytes). Also called pygmy chimpanzee.

That bonobo just fucked his sister for a piece of fruit.

by jam December 21, 2004

billboard

Large distraction along busy highways usually displaying things I love and conservation bible toting Christians hate (i.e. cleavage, booze, cigarettes and tight asses)

Officier, I wouldn't have rear ended that car if I wasn't staring at those hugh tits on the Trump Marina Billboard.

by jam July 3, 2003

Colonel

Skinny, usually blonde fellow, with extremely large hair. Can usually be found listening to hardcore punk music. They normally hate everything.

Colonel loves paint it black.

by Jam February 11, 2004

diamond

An over priced old rock that gets you laid until the effect wears off. Bigger is better.

My girlfriend wouldn't have anal sex with me until I gave her a diamond ring.

by jam June 23, 2003

vista

A state of being fucked up passed "Mega Baked". So baked that you are near retarded!

Freddy is so fucking ripped that he's at Vista.

by JAM May 16, 2004

hermione granger (emma watson)

A very clever girl in harry potter films and books.
she also has muggle parents witch were asolted in the first film.

hermione granger is clever that ron

by jam December 4, 2003

outer toons

The world's only cartoon band, performing over 100 cartoon theme songs live and original cartoony music too. Insanely talented professional musicians in costumes having fun.

What are you doing tonight?
Dude, I'm going to see the Outer Toons!

by jam February 22, 2009