My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!
by Jake August 10, 2004
a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole
by Jake January 17, 2020
the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation
by Jake March 16, 2004
fast looking mazda built on 626 platform, overpriced and overated modification of one of mazdas leading family sedans
i have poor taste so i boutght an mx6
by jake December 09, 2003
polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
by Jake February 01, 2004
by jake August 07, 2004
The worlds most bangin thugs. Made up of Jake-Money, James-Money, Pete-Money, Ralph-Money,Murf-Money, Kevin-Money, Bill-Money, and Mark-Money.
by jake September 17, 2004