faith

Irrational belief in something despite all evidence to the contrary.
My religion's holy book says the world is flat, so I believe it's flat no matter what all those fancy-pants scientists say, what with all their years of hard work and research!
by Jake August 10, 2004
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jake

a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole
girl 1: hey jake just asked me out
girl 2: what are you gonna say
girl 1: no of course
by Jake January 17, 2020
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stroke

the action of placing your index finger and thumb around the penis about halfway along the shaft and moving the skin up and down to produce a pleasureable sensation leading ultimately to orgasm & ejaculation
she stroked me until I came as I was licking her pussy
by Jake March 16, 2004
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mx6

fast looking mazda built on 626 platform, overpriced and overated modification of one of mazdas leading family sedans
i have poor taste so i boutght an mx6
by jake December 09, 2003
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erectile dysfunction

polite medical term for the condition where you can't maintain an erection sufficient for penetration intercourse to orgasm
I explained that I had erectile dysfunction so she gave me the best blow-job I ever had.
by Jake February 01, 2004
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unicorning

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass
by jake August 07, 2004
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funkateer

The worlds most bangin thugs. Made up of Jake-Money, James-Money, Pete-Money, Ralph-Money,Murf-Money, Kevin-Money, Bill-Money, and Mark-Money.
"Yo, i heard th Funkateers are gonna be reppin' tonight!"
"Word?!?!"
"Straight up!!!"
by jake September 17, 2004
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