Jake 's definitions

6.3

average length (in inches) of an Irish penis. Not to be confused with the average 5.3" of a central European dick

My 6.3" Irish dick is more of a womb knocker than Sal's 5.3" tickler

by Jake January 10, 2004

womb knocker

(noun) a penis long enough to bang into the tip of the cervix regardless of the sex position used

Karen felt ecstatic, she had finally found a man who fucked her with a womb knocker.

by Jake January 10, 2004

blubberfuck

(noun) take a woman over, say, 275 pounds, 45-55 DDD or bigger chest, a roll under her bellybutton like a fullsize loaf of French or Italian bread, rolls in her crotch like a 3rd (and 4th) set of labia, a pad of fat on her mons, huge buttocks, and you can't really get half-way into her in ANY position because of fat keepin' you away from her vagina so's you can bearly get your "head" into it

Denise, you is one BIG woman ! You is a blubbderfuck to beat all blubberfucks. You' sure yo' ain't already 'bout to give birth ?

by Jake January 12, 2004

mufka

an abbreviation for "motherfucker" often used in drunken slurred speech

god i hate that mufka over there

by jake January 12, 2004

belly bulge

(noun) the curve of a woman's belly from just below her navel to just above her pubic hair

Nancii has a very attractive belly bulge, I get a boner as soon as I see her pull her pants down 3"

by Jake January 13, 2004

x incher

penis of "x" inches in length

eg. German 5.3" (or other Central European)
Irish 6.3"
Newfoundland 8" (but those goofs measure on the bottom side)

by Jake January 13, 2004

two dozen

(def. noun)the minimum number of times you should have sex with a partner before you decide it isn't good sex.See Ruthie

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

by Jake January 14, 2004