the ticket

the way, the means, the solution, the cure

Put the car up on a hoist and have a look yourself, that's the ticket.

Viagra is the ticket to better sex.

With condoms we found using a lubricant is the ticket.

by Jake March 25, 2004

jakescakes

The bringer of all pastries that are delectible and insatiable. Women are easily seduced by the orgasmic and luscious chocolates as well as sugary delectables that are founded by the Master Pastry Chef himself, Jacob Shammas

1st Hotty : I had the best sex ever, after eating one of JakesCakes' desserts.
2nd Hotty : Man, that chocolate mousse from Jakescakes was sooo good, i almost came.

by Jake March 13, 2005

frohawk

The European style "mohawk" with long shaggy hair.

Bobbys frohawk makes him look like a gay.

by Jake May 13, 2005

multiply

more than one sheet.

Man! That Charmin is some multiply shit!

by Jake September 22, 2003

unicorning

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass

My little pony unicorned me last night!

by jake August 6, 2004

trixy

a jerk who tries to double-cross you by tricking you and taking your money

That trixy didn't get too far

by Jake May 13, 2005

gir bone

A girl that you would like to sleep with; derived from the language Jag

"Look at those lucktans on that gir bone

by Jake January 7, 2005