Jake 's definitions

salvo

a simultaneous discharge of artillery or other guns in a battle.

salvo the men! we're ready for battle

by Jake January 1, 2004

akaz

allie kazarian is so fine and shes asian

Shes akaz!

by jake January 6, 2004

munty

A person that frequently masturbates

1. Why are you dating him? Hes a munty!

by Jake January 8, 2004

semen

ejaculate from the male penis; tastes like egg whites mixed with saltwater.Loved by some, hated by others.

He rubbed his cock head between the folds of her vulva, then as she began to get wet, he pressed inward, entering with progressively longer strokes. After a few moments he ejaculated his semen into her vagina

by Jake January 10, 2004

v-unit

(noun) vulva

We were best of friends, I treated her like the lady she was. One night she decided to offer me her v-unit. That was when I learned she was a virgin.

by Jake January 10, 2004

juliapotamus

proper noun:a large, no, VERY large woman who is a great friend but VERY enormous.Her camel toe is bigger than my runningshoe.Her breasts are 'way bigger than D-cup, my largest experience before her.

I can't let Juliapotamus lay or sit on me, that 319-pound hunk a burning love would CRUSH me ! I do her doggie style or she lies on her back with her leg up and I lie on my side and slip it into her. She has huge labia, a real slash.

by Jake January 10, 2004

5.3

average length (inches) of a mid-European penis (eg. German)

The Irishman's average 6.5" penis outstretched the German's 5.3" weapon

by Jake January 10, 2004