Jake's definitions

Baby Beluga

with clothes, same as a whalefuck which is without clothes

That baby beluga is a whalefuck, you can see her camel toe, her pannnis hangs over her belt, and you can count her pussy lips when she bends over provided that her legs are apart

by Jake February 29, 2004

Street Fighter

a kickass fighting game. The mother of all fighting games.

I love playing Street Fighter 3 because you get to smash an SUV during the bonus stage.

by Jake August 4, 2003

christmas tree lights

Small, bright, white or multicolored lights on long strands for the purpose of decorating Christmas trees, houses, and plants during the Holiday season.

While they are usually used to decorate Christmas trees, they can be used year-round to decorate back porches, shrubbery, or college dorm rooms.

"Those Christmas tree lights really brighten up your 12'x15' concrete block room"

by Jake February 17, 2005

the sauce

A crazy awsome funky band that some kids from George School started. They lay down some of the the funkiest jams you should check em out.

Chris is the man, when it comes to layin down the funk man, i used to play with that fucker man

by jake January 1, 2005

hot box

the act of farting in a car filled with people, then locking the windows, forcing the people in the car to smell your fart

(while driving, alex farts and locks the window)
Alex: HOT BOX!
Jimmy, Robert and Susan: NO! I CAN'T BREATHE!

by jake May 4, 2006

Tally

A penis. Derived from the word tallywhacker, whose definition is also a penis.

"I want to suck his tally!" said Derek.

by Jake October 26, 2004

6.3

average length (in inches) of an Irish penis. Not to be confused with the average 5.3" of a central European dick

My 6.3" Irish dick is more of a womb knocker than Sal's 5.3" tickler

by Jake January 10, 2004