Jake's definitions

winkie

noun;a person of diminished mental capacity

He's normal but his twin brother's a winkie, he was born second and was oxygen-deprived

by Jake February 17, 2004

ter

marijuana; cannabis sativa; derived from the language Jag

"Let's go smoke some ter."

by Jake January 6, 2005

garbizzle

A word defining garbage, or a shitty situation.

"This place is Garbizzle, I cannot even get crunk here!"

by Jake May 6, 2005

sealfuck

intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck

That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.

by Jake January 20, 2004

Stockyards

The area in western Toronto, along St. Clair Avenue, where the stockyards were along the railroad for over 150 years. Finest features now are a Rona-Lansing, a Canadian Tire, and an open-24-hours HOME Depot with the very hottest chicks in Toronto on staff

Its 3:30 a.m. and I'm horny, gonna go down to the Stockyards and load up with drywall while I scope the finest breasts & thighs in the construction industry in Toronto

by Jake March 9, 2004

cow

1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)

1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV

2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats

3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.

by Jake February 20, 2004

elbow

a joint between the forearm and the upper arm

i bent my elbow

by Jake January 1, 2004