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A person who who talks about toting the AK but has never even seen one.It came from a wannabe gangster german who had his ass kicked arouned to much.
"Hey man you better stay clear of him he totes""No he is just a straight up schuter"
by Jake March 25, 2005
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A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.
by Jake December 18, 2003
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intercourse with a woman who has an even layer of fat all over her body (no lumps or bulges). Not to be confused with a whalefuck
That Jennifer is a great sealfuck, born to be ridden.
by Jake January 20, 2004
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1.) Something that people have very often.

2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.

3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.

4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
Jake says: Look that DUDE he\\\'s having a seizure.
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
by Jake April 26, 2005
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a deejay who drops hot tracks. preferably on wax
"yo that track is hot, big up da selekta"
by Jake November 11, 2003
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ejaculate from the male penis; tastes like egg whites mixed with saltwater.Loved by some, hated by others.
He rubbed his cock head between the folds of her vulva, then as she began to get wet, he pressed inward, entering with progressively longer strokes. After a few moments he ejaculated his semen into her vagina
by Jake January 10, 2004
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