Jake's definitions

sandgina

when a girl goes to the beach and gets a bunch of sand stuck in her vagina.

Olivia was playing in the ocean when a wave knocked her over and she got a load of sand up her pussy.

by jake May 13, 2005

Doogie

A little weasel who likes to use computers and jack off to old russian dogs and animated porn. He smells like a butt.

Man, that Doogie is sick mother fucker

by Jake November 30, 2004

Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.

"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."

by Jake October 10, 2005

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.

by Jake January 29, 2004

leek

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, cucumbers.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

vitamin e

ecstacy; derived from the language Jag

"I'm gonna pop some vitamin e and fuck mauway!"

by Jake January 10, 2005

nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth

"nice hair, wanna fuck ?"

by Jake February 21, 2004