Jakabones's definitions

First Day of School

It's never too bad...you have a clean slate, new classes, you get to see all the people who you haven't seen over the summer...that whole can't fall asleep the night before it type of thing. Then the second day comes, and it's not too bad. Then you get to the 4th and 5th days of school, and begin to realize that you will have to live with that hell for the next 9 months.

The first day of school is tommorrow...SHIT!!

by Jakabones August 13, 2006

catch 22

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

I hate school, its a Catch 22.

by Jakabones January 14, 2006

Solace

Comfort in times of dissapointment.

The solace did little to take my mind off the loss.

by Jakabones April 29, 2006

Ass Clown

A prick, who is at the same time a jackass.

That ass clown walked in 30 minutes late, and still didn't get in trouble.

by Jakabones January 15, 2006

monday

The reason Sunday's suck.

Monday...rarely are they worth noting.

by Jakabones August 26, 2006

Rockhurst

A private, all male high school located in Kansas City, Missouri. If you are an outstanding athlete from the ages of 8-14, chances are Rockhurst will be trying to somehow get you to come play for their high school in one sport of another. The school is strategically located on the border of Kansas and Missouri for two reasons.
1.)They can be located as close to the middle of the city as possible.
2.)They can pay cheaper taxes in Missouri.

I hate Rockhurst, they take all the best players...yet somehow manage to blow more state title runs than any school in the Missouri.

by Jakabones January 14, 2006

Island in the Sun

Song released by Weezer in 2001, one of the bands most popular songs worldwide in their history. The song is often thought to relax people, giving the same affect as some smooth jazz songs.

I love the song Island in the Sun, by Weezer.

by Jakabones January 21, 2006