Definitions by Jakabones
junior
Your third year of high school. Junior year means you are finally an upperclassman, after two years of crap at the sophomore and freshman ranks. However, as a junior, you still aren't the top dogs in the school, and still have another year to take orders from older douchebags. Junior year marks the beginning of the second half of your high school career...Good Luck.
monday
The reason Sunday's suck.
Tuesday
A seemingly "normal" day. The only significant Tuesday known to man absolutely sucked (9/11)...therefore Tuesday's are boring, pointless, stupid, and never live up to better day's like Friday.
Wednesday
Often known in the Christian religion as Sunday's understudy. A generally normal day. Often called Hump Day, because of it's location in the middle of the week, and by the time Wednesday is done, the week is on a down hill roll.
Thursday
Generally a pretty solid day. By the time Thursday rolls around, you are more than half-way done with the standard 5 day work/school week. Thursday's have a way of comforting many before exciting weekends.
Friday
When you wake up Friday morning, a sort of jubilance can often take place. This is so much so, that this day of the week has a restaurant named after it, praising it-TGI Friday's-. Friday's are always easy, bar-none. The best thing about Friday's is of course that they are the start to the weekend.
Saturday
To many Saturday is the best day of the week. Often there is no work, no school, nothing but a free day to do what you need to take care of, or have fun. Saturday's are what people work towards. Saturday's do go fast however.
Person 1: Saturday and Friday should like team up, to create like an awesome Reality TV show.
Person 2: No, that wouldn't work, good try though.
Person 2: No, that wouldn't work, good try though.