JakE's definitions

highland regional high school

a school i want to go to really bad in blackwood new jersey!but i go to a gay ass school {washington township high school} its the biggest homo place in the world!..all it is are preppy sluty girls that get high...that is what we are known for....highland is also where my best friend goes!

dude our school sucks
yes i no we shold go to highland..it better

by jake September 22, 2004

zambuoni

def. - anyone with the last name buoni

jake buoni is nicknamed zam - as in zam buoni

by jake March 30, 2005

Kickoff, the

First hit off of a blunt, joint, bowl or bong.

Its time for the kickoff.

by Jake May 21, 2004

Freedom Tickling

Politically sensitive term to reference the actions of US and coalition troops at Abu Ghraib prison.

"Our troops did not torture those prisoners. The simply engaged them in a game of freedom tickling." - Donald Rumsfeld

by Jake July 2, 2004

Waiter's Crack

A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.

A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.

by Jake September 8, 2004

High Note

The high pitched scream a women lets out at the peak of her sexual climax.

Listen to the sound option in the orgasm definition

by jake December 7, 2004

missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.

She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.

by Jake March 23, 2004