Jacques Asse's definitions

Faggiography

A faggiography refers to an urban eulogy, or the reflective study of a faggish life, given by a High Thug, upon the death of a gay gang member.

Jo'moquan presided over Kip's faggiography after he was shot during a gangbang by some Lords of Death.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

queenis

A queenis is a very small, almost girlish penis, that occurs when some guys have hypoglandular secretions in their metabolism. You need hormones to have a real dick.

Despite years of trying, the best Phred could manage was a small, limp queenis.

by Jacques Asse May 1, 2009

babybaker

A babybaker refers to a uterus or womb. It can also refer to a woman in general.

Yeah, that Becca chick.....she's a total babybaker.

by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009

Welsh rabbit

A Welsh rabbit is when someone creeps quietly up in a bunny suit and knocks: thump thump thump!

And then tells you: "Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We were settling in for some buttplay when

THUMP
THUMP
THUMP

"Get out of here! You can't come back forever!"

We got a Welsh rabbit.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

Cactus Fisting

Cactus Fisting is the act of using prickly pear cacti to shove up your enemies asses.

The next time we're in Wyoming we're gonna be cactus fisting Cheney.

by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009

duckfisting

Ducktfisting is a human sexual act that involves sticking your hand up a duck's ass, and then banging chicks with the bill, head, and neck of the duck. This is usually only problematic when the duck falls off and gets lost in particularly cavernous women.

Jacques grabbed Phred and went duckfisting last week. They duckfisted some serious sluts, and, unfortunately, lost one of their ducks.

by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009

cuntbeater

A cuntbeater refers to a stick or other elongated device used to abuse and to destroy cunts.

Wife! C'mere. You have misbehaved. I'm getting the cuntbeater and teaching you a lesson.

by Jacques Asse July 1, 2009