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breastival 

Any recreational or public event or location which possesses a high likelihood of featuring multiple young women prominently displaying their chests.

Often used as an outdoor version of breastivities.
Guy 1: Dude, you going to the class picnic this summer?
Guy 2: Dunno...is it worth it?
Guy 1: Are you kidding? Last year the thing was a total breastival!

College Guy: Hey, it's sunny - let's get out of the dorms and walk around the quad, it's sure to be one heck of a breastival out there today.
breastival by Peter Lorre January 12, 2010

beastimal 

A house pet, generally a dog or cat, that manifests a coarse, brutal, filthy, or degraded nature when the owner's back is turned, or when guests are present.
Ow! Your fucking cat was hiding in my coat! Give me a call when you've taken that beastimal to the taxidermist.
beastimal by Rudy the Redneck Rasta December 10, 2010

Beastiality 

Common way to misspell bestiality.

Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.
Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”
Beastiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

breastibules 

A colloquial term, used primarily in mens lockerrooms, for the female breasts, of the larger variety. Thought to be a cunning linquistic derivative of 'vestibules'
Did you see that woman who just walked by?....of a set of breastibules. I would love to see her naked.
breastibules by LaughingAloud January 1, 2009

midget beastiality 

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality
I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

BEASTIALITY 

I FUCKED A COW THATS BEASTIALITY
BEASTIALITY by JESSIEFNJAMES September 15, 2011