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by Jack Spank9049 February 18, 2023
Get the P45'd mug."Hi, I'm very sorry but I will not be able to make it in today as I have had a an upset stomach"
Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"
"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"
Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"
"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 25, 2023
Get the Papa's Piss mug.Proper noun: Prime is a hydration drink released by Youtubers/celebrities Logan Paul and KSI. Despite being up for sale in regular stores (Aldi, Asda etc.) at RRP, people are buying these and upselling them for prices like £20 a pop or 3 for £100.
The drink was released on 4th Jan 2022 according to Wiki, but sales and the hype has seems to of only just taken off.
The drink was released on 4th Jan 2022 according to Wiki, but sales and the hype has seems to of only just taken off.
Person 1: Popping to the shop, what drink would you like?
Person 2 (a 13 year old): Get me that Prime drink!
Person 1: "Oh God no, please no!"
Person 2 (a 13 year old): Get me that Prime drink!
Person 1: "Oh God no, please no!"
by Jack Spank9049 January 15, 2023
Get the Prime drink mug.A very handsome looking man who plays for the club Tottenham Hotspur and England national team.
Just like Penaldo, he is usually known for ghosting in and around stadiums (mostly when on international duty) until a foul occurs inside the box and he will be ready to take the spot-kick in no time, should the referee give then pen
Just like Penaldo, he is usually known for ghosting in and around stadiums (mostly when on international duty) until a foul occurs inside the box and he will be ready to take the spot-kick in no time, should the referee give then pen
by Jack Spank9049 March 27, 2022
Get the Parry Pane mug.To describe someone taking a very dangerous risk that could have catastrophic or possibly fatal consequences
You would be playing Russian Roulette to go straight through the give-way line at a closed junction without looking.
by Jack Spank9049 May 21, 2023
Get the Russian Roulette mug.The place I can travel too and back in the time it takes for the Urban Dick moderators to approve my definitions!
Spack No.2: I can travel to Mars and back in the time it takes for the moderators of Urban Dick to approve my submissions!
by Jack Spank9049 June 14, 2022
Get the Mars mug.As of now, this Spack is currently the head and manager and leader and supervisor and advisor and employer of all Spacks!
As you would expect from a Spack, he likes spanking, his room is very messy, he likes PS4 and spiderman. He is very bad at GTA and Warzone. He is also into Spack music. He also has a habbit of punching walls when things don't go his way
As you would expect from a Spack, he likes spanking, his room is very messy, he likes PS4 and spiderman. He is very bad at GTA and Warzone. He is also into Spack music. He also has a habbit of punching walls when things don't go his way
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
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