r/teenagers

Reddit community where people between the age of 13-19 post about:

- Selfies

- Losing their viginity

- Posts asking for someone to DM them

- Anti-vaping posts

- Screenshots of them being asked out or being said yes to

- Random posts which are not limited to: "why cant i be a pink limousine" and "im so so so sleepy somebody help me i bc asr like m drunkpleaseeee"

- "Number game" posts

**List is not exhaustive
Babe wake up: Another anit-vaping post on r/teenagers!
by Jack Spank9049 December 27, 2022
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Wo-wo-wo

Said when something falls over or when someone drops something
*Some dude's pallet falls over in a warehouse*

Random guy in the distance: "Wo-wo-wo!"
by Jack Spank9049 December 05, 2024
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Gatso'd

The act of driving past a speed camera over the posted speed limit.

Could be any speed camera (including average speed), not just Gatso cameras.
Jamie: Has Tom got his car?

Terry: Nah he got Gatso'd down the M27 50mph speed limit and he lost his licence in turn as he was on 3 points already on.
by Jack Spank9049 May 22, 2024
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Dingy Dingy

1. To go clubbing with 1 or more person(s)

2. To have sexual intercourse
1. Do you want to go do sum dingy dingy tonight?

2. Do you want to do some dingy dingy tonight?
by Jack Spank9049 August 19, 2022
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Urban Dictionary time!

Said by Spack No.2 when he see or hears a slang word he is yet to understand
*Sees a post on the internet about someone getting off "the zaza"

Spack No.2: "Right, Urban Dictionary time!
by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023
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Basically has the outcome if Jack (Spack No.1) were to be spanking again or if not worse

The BBC will send an emergency broadcast message, all motorways will be shut with the exception of emergency and military use, Bluestar Bus will no longer operate its £1 after 6PM fare, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, all flights will be grounded worldwide, Souhtampton will be relegated to the EFL and Pompey will be promoted to the EFL and also win the FA Cup in a shock victory against Chelsea, Activision will remove death chat on Warzone, the death chat compilation containing Spack No.3's deathchat will be deleted, London Bridge will fall down, Asus will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bars will be banned in the UK, an asteroid will be on a crash-collison course with Earth, the sun will get hotter and hotter and bigger and bigger, climate change will become inevitable, USB-C will no longer be mandatory in the EU.
*Peers into room*

5 seconds later: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! DANIEL'S (Spack No.3) VAPING AGAIN!
by Jack Spank9049 August 04, 2022
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Type here to search

When you get bored and you type 'Type hear to search' in the 'Type hear to search', search box on the Windows 10 taskbar
by Jack Spank9049 March 31, 2022
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