Definitions by Jack Spank9049
Eastleigh
Comes box-standard with vaping shops, chavs, charity shops, more chavs, shops that have been closed down for years, even more chavs, a college full of chavs, an assortment of pubs and betting shops that may come bundled with the odd crackheads, kebab shops, a non-league football club and a few more chavs.
Seriously: Don't live in Eastleigh if you're looking to raise children
Seriously: Don't live in Eastleigh if you're looking to raise children
Spack No.4: You wanna go Eastleigh?
Spack No.2: Nah mush, I'll just get the train to Bournemouth! You coming?
Spack No.2: Nah mush, I'll just get the train to Bournemouth! You coming?
Eastleigh by Jack Spank9049 December 12, 2022
Bitching down the line
The customer who used to moan about the slightest detail wrong with his food at my old job was bitching down the line at my new job tonight about something apparently wrong with his food
Bitching down the line by Jack Spank9049 December 3, 2022
Spanking day
Spanking day by Jack Spank9049 November 28, 2022
Game Over
In Football: Where a team scores (particularly late on in a game) to the point where it is near impossible for the opposition to salvage at least a point.
Game Over by Jack Spank9049 November 26, 2022
Eastleigh College
A place that has no ad-blocking software on their network. Better yet: you cannot install an adblocker extension since extensions are blocked.
I have to deal with seeing online dating and Hentai-related ads because Eastleigh College are too poor to install adblocking on their network or atleast enable extensions
Eastleigh College by Jack Spank9049 October 3, 2022
Boss man shop
A small shop usually run by an Indian or Pakistani family that sells everyday household essentials such as: Toilet rolls, drinks, some freezer food, Elf Bars, diabetes and kitchen cupboard snacks.
Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
Sometimes, these shops may be located on their own in a housing estate
Boss man shop by Jack Spank9049 September 26, 2022