Definitions by Jack Spank9049

Portswood 

Takeaway shops? Check

Students? Check

Uni-Link busses? Check

Piss? Check

Vape shops? Check

Neglected Victorian houses? Check

Phone shops? Check

Vapes strewn across ground? Check

Drunk students? Check

I would suggest not to live in Portswood to raise a family

Portswood by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023

Urban Dictionary time! 

Said by Spack No.2 when he see or hears a slang word he is yet to understand

*Sees a post on the internet about someone getting off "the zaza"

Spack No.2: "Right, Urban Dictionary time!

Urban Dictionary time! by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023

Sigma male 

Something that I have no idea what it means

There are teenagers like me who work jobs, want to learn how to drive etc. and you have the small minority of teens boasting about being "sigma males" *sigh*

Sigma male by Jack Spank9049 January 14, 2023

Backwards car 

A backwards car is used to describe a vehicle with an automatic transmission

Stupid Americans with their backwards cars!

Backwards car by Jack Spank9049 January 13, 2023

I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

Basically the Southampton equivalent of "I HATE YELLOW BUSSES!"

"Damn, the the rain is really bad, I hope the bus gets here soon!"

*Checks tracker app*

"I HATE BLUESTAR BUS!

I HATE BLUESTAR BUS! by Jack Spank9049 January 10, 2023

Jesus 

What my manager calls the church a few minutes up the road from my house

My manager when he drops me home: "I am going to take you to Jesus!"

Jesus by Jack Spank9049 January 7, 2023

Oh no! 

Me everytime when Saints play

*Forest scores against Southampton* (Southampton at home)

"Oh no!"

Oh no! by Jack Spank9049 January 4, 2023