JaY's definitions
by Jay May 18, 2004
Get the suck me tendermug. Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.
by Jay August 6, 2004
Get the Lobster Sessionmug. To treat your lady like a saint in public and then like a whore in the bedroom. Usually inspired by love for the motherly side of women and lust for sex.
Larry's got the madonna-whore complex. He takes his wife out to dinner, buys her roses, then fucks her in the ass.
by Jay September 9, 2003
Get the madonna-whore complexmug. One of the new teletubbies with a awesome body and a bottle of hennessy and a bag of weed and some blunts
dinky-winky-TIPSY-ca-ca-HOE
by Jay September 14, 2004
Get the tipsymug. a bird alleyne is one who felches hobo's in order to receive money. it comes from the legend of a man who felched over 15 hobos in order to get enough money to purchase the non demo edition of football manager. it is used complementary with the words/phrases faggot, snitch, cumlips and dunce cunt.
Holy shit Jimmy, look at that bird alleyne go. If he continues felching that hobo he'll be one satisfied customer. Dang!
by jay September 1, 2008
Get the bird alleynemug. 
