JaY's definitions

shwing

Tech support call center lingo meaning:

"Saying whatever it takes to get a customer off the phone without helping them"

When that guy told me he had Windows 9.0 I knew I was going to have to shwing him.

by Jay March 10, 2004

swisha sweets

a flavored blunt paper for rolling up weed usually have flavors like chocolate,grape,peach,and cinnamon, Whyte Out

man I had got blowed of of two shish sweets.

by Jay February 15, 2004

alice in chains

emotion at its finest

by jay September 29, 2003

Afroman

the hordest and craziest nukka alive! he be smoking that bomb chron-dizzle!

Can't get drunk. Can't get blunted. LA County, 95 hundred.
Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars.
Them peckerwoods don't want none, but the Mexican's straight own one.
Them Essays, (???) that Essays always try to test me,
So I jumped off the bed, cause I ain't no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk.
Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in.
Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin' shit cause I want some more.
Back in town, we get along with the brown. Now I'm in jail, they tryin' to beat me down.
Jail is hell, but I'll adapt. Won't hesitate to get in a scrap.
'Cause I'm down for mine, and that's for certain, sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'.

by jay November 25, 2004

Childrens Institute

A dumbed down, children's version of the Basic Seminar. Children are organized into teams of 5-15 and carry on bible lessons as well as arts and crafts.

"Hey is that basic seminar going to have a Children's Institute?"

by jay February 21, 2005

corriea

one who excels at sleeping with dawgs

he fucked that dawg like a correia

by Jay February 12, 2004

red tape

When you want to do something, but it'd be a pain in the ass because of many complications.

I'd love to kill my boss, but there'd be too much red tape involved

by Jay February 13, 2004