by Jason May 13, 2005
The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.
Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!
by Jason June 19, 2006
by Jason November 15, 2004
1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out
1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker
by Jason November 05, 2003
by Jason February 26, 2005
I went to the dopeman to get some gofaster but he was out for the moment, so I tweeked on his porch step for the night.
by Jason September 08, 2004