JaKe's definitions

deck bunny

the woman that you take sailing with you whose main purpose is to ornament the foredeck by wearing a bikini and taking the top off to sunbathe. Really good deck bunnies shave their beaver before they arrive at dockside, and they take off their top and their bottom. See also rudder slut. Deck bunnies don't have to fuck the captain but its nice if they do, its usually a long swim to shore if they decide "no"

Two bad weekends in a row, first one it rained both days and the deck bunny wouldn't fuck. Next one, it was sunny but the deck bunny didn't shave, then got her period, then was too seasick to blow me down.

by Jake February 3, 2004

n00bing

One word- "camping"

Pick any sniper. Any. They n00b mucho times.

by Jake May 7, 2004

H H

To hold hands with someone

Did you two H H? That's pretty hott

by Jake December 6, 2003

cut one from the herd

select a chick from the crowd (or her group of friends)and move in on her

"I'm goin' after the short thin blonde, Rick, its your turn to fall on the grenade and get her whalefuck friend outta the picture."

by Jake April 2, 2004

akaz

allie kazarian is so fine and shes asian

Shes akaz!

by jake January 6, 2004

Ye Ole Box

An aged pink taco that is crusty and wreaks like my asshole after a major crap.

I can't stand the smell of your grandma's Ye Ole Box.

by Jake September 28, 2003

love button

clitoris, especially a prominent, erect one

The first time I went down on her I was surprised to find her love button was like a 1" penis

by Jake March 24, 2004