White Knight

A person (usually a male) who sees the typical maiden in distress, and believes that he can help her. A male version of the "mother figure" that some girls become.

"Why is he going out with her? She's broken, and a little crazy."
"The fool's just being a White Knight."

by Jake November 04, 2004

nightcream

nocturnal emission

I woke in a pool of jism, I'd had a wet dream leaving nightcream everywhere

by Jake March 06, 2004

F.U.P.

Fat Upper Pussy. When a womans stomach is so fat that it hangs down over the na-na.

by jake March 07, 2003

Khon

Asshole that likes to shoot stuff.

Kevin went khon on your ass yesterday.

by Jake May 26, 2004

Shital

1. a person of great respect
2. although debatable, her attitude towards other people (hiren(istic)) people may be harsh at times, and awesome at others
3. This type of person matches perfectly with Hiren people

Shital is Hiren's Best friend

by jake April 22, 2004

schluter

A schluter is someone who lies about carrying large guns or weapons,like an AK or a Bowie knife.It came from a german kid who came to are school who lied about bringin' a big gun to school but he lied.He said that just so he would not be picked on by us.(Schluter is a company who makes war styled model helicopters.

"Hey man do not mess with him he be totin""No man he a straight up schluter"

by Jake March 25, 2005

flat as a board

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested

"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."

by Jake March 07, 2004