lent

(verb):past tense of "loan"

I lent him a condom = I loaned him a condom

by Jake February 27, 2004

diarrhea

Liquid poop that burns like Hell when it comes out of your ass.

The bad side effect of eating anything from Taco Bell or KFC.

Rhymes with RIAA.

Aw MAN!!! I shouldn't have eaten that bean burrito yesterday. My diarrhea is so bad that I stained my underwear.

by Jake February 26, 2003

night shift

typically 11 pm- 7 am or 12 midnight 'til 8. The infidelity shift. The time when most MILFs get a different bed companion.

Her old man worked night shift so I used to slip into her bed at 1 am and leave by 4 am.

by Jake March 05, 2004

do it

To have sexual intercourse.

Anyone over the age of 11 who refers to sex as "doing it" should be throttled.

"So did you do it?"

"You mean have sex? Yes"

by Jake February 09, 2005

ter

marijuana; cannabis sativa; derived from the language Jag

"Let's go smoke some ter."

by Jake January 06, 2005

head

a person in charge; a director or leader.

hey! its the head of microsoft

by Jake January 01, 2004

v265

shit boxx phone it's a piece of shit

what that new phone you got blows anus

by jake April 24, 2005