JaCkAsS's definitions

shrimp

A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)

my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp

that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.

by jackass April 17, 2004

mapple

a young child prostitute specialising in bondage (can describe anyone from 7- 13 who enjoys bondage)
this can be an insult

wow, its grown from a boy to a mapple

that skanky 12 year old is such a mapple

by jackass April 17, 2004

mipe

the art of wanking or fingering using a baseball mit (any size or colour)

i used to love my boyfriend then i found out he loves to mipe

by jackass April 17, 2004

deuce deuce

deuce deuce is short for twenty two, which can be used to describe anything that is 22, like 22 inch rims, but initially refered to a .22 caliber gun

Bith got taken by a deuce deuce.

by jackass March 23, 2003

wheller

Wheller is a brit-ish feller

That guy Wheller kicks so much ass.

by Jackass October 14, 2004

Split your wig

To cut someones head open with an axe.

im gonna split yo wig

by Jackass January 15, 2004

Zander

See Chris Booze.

by Jackass May 15, 2003