Jackass's definitions

shrimp

A shrivelled penis resulting from a person spending all the summer sunbaking in the nude
(it can also be an insult)

my surfer boyfrend is such a shrimp

that 50-year-old man just ditched his speedos. argh, he's gonna get a shrimp.

by jackass April 17, 2004

biznitch

directly translated as "bitch", which you can use for anything you would use "bitch" or "beatch" for.

Fo shizzle my biznitch.

by jackass March 23, 2003

Kryptic

21:52:02 Kryptic> Kryptic>>>>One who slaps himself stupid. <- he even said so himself

* Kryptic slaps himself stupid for not getting his name right.

by Jackass October 14, 2004

scarfing

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax

karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt

by jackass February 20, 2005

flipmode

a backstabber that can't get it up because he/she has no life outside of a computer.

He stays on the computer 24/7. He's such a flipmode. Poor bastard

by jackass April 20, 2004

wheller

Wheller is a brit-ish feller

That guy Wheller kicks so much ass.

by Jackass October 14, 2004

mipe

the art of wanking or fingering using a baseball mit (any size or colour)

i used to love my boyfriend then i found out he loves to mipe

by jackass April 17, 2004