mud-butt

Taking a shit that has the look and consistancy of mud. Usually leaves a feeling of burning.
I am never drinking like that again. I was on the toilet with mud-butt all morning.
by Jack February 26, 2005
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blackout

Blackout is the term used to describe when a person is so drunk that they wake up the next morning with temporary amnesia, no recollection of what they did the night before. It can be used as a verb or as an adjective.
verb: "Oh man I blacked out so fast last night, and then I woke up in this ugly girl's room."

adj: "I was so blackout man, everyone was wasted."
by Jack December 09, 2004
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almy

Something that retards or holds back. To slow down or hold-up.
Try as he might, the cop couldn't catch me because he was almyed by his bullet-proof vest.
by jack July 24, 2003
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Fooding

me and joe are gonna go fooding.
by Jack September 21, 2003
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FUJie

Bandwidth Monkey Extraordinaire!
FUJie: Uh oh, the ISP called again, it's time to tell em the kids are downloading too many movies and i will make them stop immediately ;-
by jack July 19, 2003
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dooooooooo

the sound of a fart that is semi moist and go on for a long time
when you fart it makes this sound eg doooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by JAck April 23, 2004
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