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dracula's sweetooth

Where, during sexual intercourse, a woman's period just so happens to occur at that time and the male, or female for that matter, eats her period.
Girl 1 - "Yo bitch we gotta stop im on my period"
Boy 1 - "Ima just pull a dracula's sweetooth and eat it, no biggie"
by Jack August 21, 2007
mugGet the dracula's sweetoothmug.

almy

Something that retards or holds back. To slow down or hold-up.
Try as he might, the cop couldn't catch me because he was almyed by his bullet-proof vest.
by jack July 24, 2003
mugGet the almymug.

blackout

Blackout is the term used to describe when a person is so drunk that they wake up the next morning with temporary amnesia, no recollection of what they did the night before. It can be used as a verb or as an adjective.
verb: "Oh man I blacked out so fast last night, and then I woke up in this ugly girl's room."

adj: "I was so blackout man, everyone was wasted."
by Jack December 9, 2004
mugGet the blackoutmug.

smarmy

A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.
He/she/it is totally smarmy, I want to punch them in the face.
by Jack April 2, 2004
mugGet the smarmymug.

mud-butt

Taking a shit that has the look and consistancy of mud. Usually leaves a feeling of burning.
I am never drinking like that again. I was on the toilet with mud-butt all morning.
by Jack February 26, 2005
mugGet the mud-buttmug.

politists

Washington DC has soooo many politists (political elitists) there isn't any room for... well any thing else like common sense.
by JaCK May 15, 2014
mugGet the politistsmug.

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