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Skrunket

Skrunket - a word either describing a sound or style of music, particularly garage bands, or the area on the male body between the sphincter and the scrotum.
musical: The Black Keys, The Nazz, early Kinks, early White Stripes. Bands that use distortion on most channels without being labelled punk. a dying breed.
anatomy: "Darren waxed his Skrunket"
by Jack January 12, 2005
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Poon Smack

Smacking or whacking of the female poon-tang. (created by jack not Ben)
I gave your mom a poon smack last night.
by Jack March 6, 2004
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lita

by jack April 16, 2004
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manwidth

The diameter of one's penis, and a measure of meaty manliness. First coined in a comic by Penny Arcade. See Fat Pipes.
My manwidth drives the ladies wild.
by Jack August 5, 2006
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joementum

Wow, Lieberman's campaign has got some real joementum... It's going down the drain...
by Jack January 29, 2004
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divx

1) Format (codec) for digital video (.avi) files that uses lossy compression. DivX was created by reverse-engineering the MPEG4 format. DivX is known for being able to create high-quality video with very small file sizes. The makers of DivX claim it can reduce a DVD to 10% of its original size and be virtually indistinguishable from the original.

2) Acronym for "Digital Video Express", the failed DVD rental format from Circuit City. They way it worked was once you "activated" the Divx DVD movie, it would lock you out after 48 hours, at which point you could unlock it for another 48 hours, or buy the full movie and unlock it permanently. Never really caught on, mainly because you could only play Divx movies on Divx-enabled DVD players.
1) "You should encode the movie with Divx so you get a small file with good quality"

2) "Haha, you actually bought a Divx player from Circuit City? What, were they out of Betamax players?"
by Jack May 13, 2005
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OTF out the front

type of knife where a sliding of a switch causes a blade to come out of the front of the knife handle, not the side.
I stabbed the thief with my otf knife
by jack December 5, 2003
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